ricer

1.anybody that jumps on the drag racing bandwagon who tunes their japanese/european import front wheel drive car for drag racing, and thinks that drag racing is the only type of competitive motorsports. also, anyone who bases their judgment of a car based on horsepower and 1/4 mile times.

driver 1: you wanna run?
driver 2: i grip race, i dont drag race.
driver 1: ...(thinking)... what are you talking about?
driver 2: nevermind... drag racing ricer

by Jesus on a stick December 29, 2008

Rifter

A rock band from Glasgow. Well known for their insanely original sound, for puttin on the best damn show of your life, and because at every one of their gigs, every member of the audience has had the best sex of their lives afterwards.

The line up consists of:
Main Stage Matt - Lead Vocals
Padmasta Flash - Lead Guitar, Backing Vocals
Gypsy Jordan - Rhythm/Lead Guitar
Fliam - Bass
Ali K - Drums

Guy 1 - Dude, Matt finally got his hole!
Guy 2 - Seriously? How come?
Guy 1 - Took him to see Rifter last night man!
Guy 2 - Damn, were they playing?! I can't believe i missed that, i haven't been laid in a week..
Guy 1 - You just missed the opportunity of a lifetime dude

by Padmasta April 12, 2009

ricer

One who rices. Rice is derived from elitist white motorcyclists who labeled the lighter, faster, better handling Japanese sportbikes "rice rockets." From there, the "rice" moniker spread to Japanese cars, and now applies to any cars which have ricers as owners and modifiers.

The object of ricification can be any vehicle. The modifications performed must be showy and over-the-top. Most ricers are strictly into the show aspect of import tuning, and therefore drive overburdened and, plainly, ugly vehicles. Other ricers are ricers simply because of their attitude, which revolves around bikini contests and general lack of automotive knowledge. Ricers often hop on a bandwagon, which may include tasteful modification, simply because it is "in" at the time. However, it is easy to see that they are truly ricers at heart.

The entire fanbase of the Teckademics video series.

A 1992 Honda Civic with 19" wheels, a huge wing, a Black Widow bodykit, a windshield banner... and an automatic with no engine mods.

by OppositeLock January 6, 2005

ricer profile

An AIM profile with a lot of different colors and flashy text. This is especially bad when the person who has the profile is a guy and not a girl.

Tim Casa has a ricer profile because he used 100 different colors and 10 different fonts in making it, and hes a guy too!!

by tim August 25, 2004

ricer

Any Asian import car that has been modified for show or performance (or presumed performance). Although some like the Mazda RX-7, Toyota Supra, and Acura NSX are very capable cars that are superior to most of the shit coming out of Detroit since the 80s, most are economy cars that are poorly modified with cheap shit from Pep Boys.

Whoa! Look at that awesome Honda Civic with a 4-inch tailpipe, huge wing, and euro lights. I bet it owns at the track. Wait... you mean it's not National Sarcasm Day!?! Well forget that then.

by john crunkalopolis July 26, 2004

ricer

Most of the pictures that are situated alongside this word.

A POORLY modified car that the driver tries to make seem cooler, and making a asshole of himself at the same time.

Not always some-one who modifies exported cars, theres nothing wrong with that...and who-ever says it is usually is gelous they drive around in shitty salons. Standing out is not a crime, but in cars like those in the pics...it is...

haha, Look at that f***ing ricer! What a shit car!

by James Foxhall May 13, 2005

Ricer

Some kids modding the OUTSIDE of their car with big spoilers and body kits, rims spiners, fart cannon...etc
but the INSIDE is completely stock reving their 1.5 engine to make noise and race everyone even old people.

Silly ricers wing are for plane !!!!

by anti ricers June 15, 2009