Richard Madden

A gorgeous looking fella with a gorgeous accent. BEWARE!! If you stare too long at Richard Madden you may become pregnant. Many are jealous of his big, fluffy pillow lips and his Frank Sinatra eyes. His body, personality, ass, big dick, accent and talent makes him the perfect man.

“You’re okay, but you’re not Richard Madden”

by PinappleSocks July 11, 2019

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Richard sucker

Someone who sucks a "Richard".

The new guy’s a Richard sucker.

by Ric.Hard October 12, 2014

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Richard and Mortimer

A animated show for those whom’st’ve a great IQ. Saying any line from said show will instantly increase your IQ by at least 50 points, depending on the quote. Speaking of the show will gain you the most fame and knowledge one man could ever have. In reality, this show is just for small children who think they are smart or for people to use ironically as a shit meme.

Guy: Dude do you watch Rick and Morty?
Guy 2: You mean RICHARD AND MORTIMER. *pause* WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB! *IQ increase tenfold*

by Vinman7122 October 29, 2017

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Richard's Law

Also known as "Dick's Rule of Penis Drawing"

Given a male and a blank writing/drawing medium, as the number of things written/drawn increases, the probability of it being a penis approaches 1.

"Did you see Tom's new Ipad? The first thing he did was draw a big hairy dick!"

"Yup. That's Richard's law for you."

by brofist November 16, 2012

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Richard bender

A male who masturbates; jerks off; wanks; etc.

If you’re right handed your Richard will bend to the left; if you’re left handed your Richard will bend to the right.

The new guy's a Richard bender.

by Ric.Hard October 13, 2014

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