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Retik

Combination of the word Retard and Spaztik, used for people who are extremely screwed in the head. Like Spaztard but with double the meaning.
'Geez Honk is a Retik!'
by Sparkamadlady January 11, 2010
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Newfie Retirement Fund

Anyone who frequently plays the lottery, in hopes of acquiring financial security.
"Did you check our numbers, for the Newfie Retirement Fund?"

"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."
by D. Gould January 9, 2007
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retruth

1. verb. To take a debunked or discredited former truth, or a truth that was found to be inaccurate, and then retool it using new information, delivering it as the new truth, doing so as though the old truth never existed.

2. verb. A 'truth' that was remodelled to suit current circumstances.

3. noun. Substantive form of the verb.
1. George Bush retruthed the importance invading Iraq, when he shifted from WMDs to harboring terrorists. This retruth was the premise of the American invasion of Iraq.

2. Since the advent of fuel injection and the discovery of new oil deposits around the world, doomsdayers and environmentalists have had to retruth the urgency to wean ourselves off of oil dependency.

3. Al Gore has made a retruth of the data about global warming, in light of the fact that the earth was actually cooling during the 1950s.
by lepenseur73 September 8, 2010
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rethuglikkkan

a derogatory term for republicans (notice THUG and KKK) used by liberal anti-capitalist job-haters from university branches of the socialist party.
"I'd rather be in the wrong than on the Right, and don't you Rethuglikkkan peace-haters forget that"
by righty June 14, 2007
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retired gamer

Similar to a retired hobbyist, this describes a person that doesn't have the time to play games like they used to anymore. Whether they used to play a lot of PC games and now just play console games, used to love MMOs and now play Minecraft or console trash, or really only play a couple of days of the week. It's that one friend with children now, that friend who asks if you're getting on tonight and doesn't show.
Do you remember that Sandbox crew that used to play all the MMOs and PVP with each other? They're retired gamers now, they just don't know it. I think the last time I saw them online was when they were playing Animal Crossing or trying some garbage Steam game.
by Lewpadewp June 15, 2020
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Retired Discord Mod Day

December 11 is retired discord mod day. All the retired mods get promoted to regular mods and all the regular mods get demoted to retired mods for a day.
Man, I can't figure out which server to nuke on Retired Discord Mod Day.
by object_Object December 10, 2020
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Retistic

Friend:do you think the mountains are fake?
Me: bro your so retistic
by Itzhiro May 8, 2021
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