the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy.
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Get the the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy. mug.Reading a book in a state of exhaustion, resulting in ones face dropping steadily closer to the page.
I was at the library doing some close reading. Woke up and I had dissolved several verses of Keats in drool.
by Luke T September 29, 2007
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Reading the newspaper is the act of jacking off, beating the meat, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, buffing the banana, wanking off, pocket pool, pleasure yourself, or just plain old masturbation.
Caitlyn: I don't read the newspaper not three, not four, but fifty-six times daily!
Taylor: Ohh girl, I got choo and I love using anime as an aid to reading the newspaper!
Monica: My mom reads the newspaper, every morning before breakfast..
Taylor: Ohh girl, I got choo and I love using anime as an aid to reading the newspaper!
Monica: My mom reads the newspaper, every morning before breakfast..
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Joe: Hey Bob wanna go and start reading textbooks after school today?
Bob: Hell yeah!
Uninformed kid: Oh wow they sure like studying. They don't look like the type to care about school.
Bob: Hell yeah!
Uninformed kid: Oh wow they sure like studying. They don't look like the type to care about school.
by Ightweed January 9, 2015
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Person B: *looks it up*
... I'm not reading that.
Person B: *looks it up*
... I'm not reading that.
by ChameleonDragon December 21, 2019
Get the I'm not reading that mug.When referring to a woman's breasts, size depends on how well she reads. The larger the size, the better she reads. Also another name for cleveage.
1) That girl definately looks like she's been reading...
2) Wow, you must have started reading early.
3) I just bounced my last shot off her reading.
2) Wow, you must have started reading early.
3) I just bounced my last shot off her reading.
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