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Religion

There are several types of religions on this planet. Each as crazy as the next. People believe in all different kinds of higher powers or Gods. Why is YOURS the right one? Christianity for example is ruining the united states. The Bible is in essence of a book of magic and miracles. In the stories of the Bible, God talked to people, and miracles happened, why doesnt that happen anymore today? Because it never happened, and the Bible was written by man. One last thing...consider this, there are a growing number of people who believe that we descend from alien life(me not being one of them), and you may laugh at that theory. But there is a mountain of evidence(even evidence documented by the U.S. government, yes it's true. Don't believe me? Well it's certainly out there) pointing to the existance of extra-terestrial life compared to the NO evidence of the existance of God. That is all.
The opium of the masses.
by Max January 14, 2005
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Organized religion is not for me....just a bunch of hyprocrites.
by D. Ferrel September 26, 2003
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a man made beleif used to make people completely pathetic
my religion is catholic
by thewhiterabbit September 3, 2002
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Religionality

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Composed of the root words: "religion" and "originality", Religionality means to discover religion in a unique and original way, one that is self-defined.
Oscar: What is your religion?
Tyrone: My religionality is one that I came up with myself and different than others.
by mikeyouztrippn January 14, 2009
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deliverance religions

they're the type of religions that don't let others have their own point of view; i.e.: it's my way or the highway.
Don't go and join one of those deliverance religions... they scare me!
by In a pit of red hot lava July 1, 2006
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True Religion Jeans

1. Overpriced jeans for people who feel the need to flaunt their financial status.

2. Apparel made for people so wrapped up in their image they actually pay $400.00 to advertise for the company.
Girl 1: OH. MY. GOD. Katie! Are those true religion jeans?

Girl 2: You know it girlfriend.

Guy 1: You should have just given ME the $400.00. When I get fat my xbox will still work, when you get fat those jeans won't fit.
by GoHardGrover July 6, 2011
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Religion

The greatest con of all time, starring everyone's favorite hippie and con man, Jeebus Christ. (Hehe.)
What is the point of having a Religion, when you cannot prove that the religion's story itself is true?

You know how they say that in the USA, supposedly 80% of the population are christian? That is nothing other than propaganda generated by the church to alienate the minorities that live there; to allow minorities to feel out of place and conform to their religious philosophy. It's really about 50-something percent of christians that live in the USA, and some of the so called "christians" don't even go to church.

One question I want theistic religious people to answer: if newborn babies die, do they still get let into heaven, even though babies have no beliefs?

Well?...
by not found [Error 404] May 21, 2007
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