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Cum Cake Religion

Its a religion Jon
You're always wrong
I am from the cum cake religion we pray to cum cake daily. cum cake is the true god
by Gamergirl69999 March 18, 2021
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Potato Corner Religion

The region of which we all love potato corner(Best fries). If you are a follower please help tell everyone else about how potato corner has the best fries and that if they don't try it before they die they will die without knowing how good it is.
Potato Corner Religion SHALL SPREAD
by njdskjfndsjfnds November 14, 2022
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religitic

noun, pejorative: a loony nutcase who adheres to religitics (portmanteau of religious + lunatic);

adjective: of or concerning religitics
My uncle believes you can only be Christian if you support supply-side economics; he is such a religitic.
by Danstrom August 11, 2010
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relignorant

Someone so damn into his religion that it controls his life, behaviour, way of thinking, respect and relations with other people.
Relignorants use social media to post stuff about their religion and try to indoctrinate as many victims as possible, like as if they suffer from religious tourettes syndrome. Their religion is everything and everything is coming forth of their religion. Even their farts are a gift from their transcendent higher power. Their religious tunnel vision makes them only see their religion and they're very intolerant towards people with other beliefs or ideas. It has infected them so much they can't even think properly no more.
"Sarah posted a message on facebook again to thank her god for her train being on schedule."
"Yeah, she's becoming a real relignorant."
by Dighneaubendah June 14, 2016
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religiocide

1. The act of killing an individual for his or her religious beliefs.
2. The systematic extermination of all a religion's adherents or a localized subset of adherents for their beliefs. Usually associated with territorial conflicts.
Nazi Germany practiced religiocide against the Jews living within her borders.
by cdog February 16, 2006
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Unicornism [Religion]

1. The religion where a group of people called "Unicornists". Worship that, 5236 years ago, 'The Unicorn of Destiny' was born, and brought "marijuana" into the universe. "When thy shalt smoke this 'Joint' you shall have holy things run through thy brain." They also beleived that the Unicorn of Destiny fucked the virgin mary, when she was super duper high. And his son is Jesus. Jesus only beleived he was the son of god because he was a crack baby! Now a days groups of people gather in large groups known as "Herb Circles" or "Dude, let's get high" and smoke marijuana cigarretes... Reefers (By the way we never said the unicorn had died)

2. The beleif in having sex with horses enables the baby to grow an ever erected penis on their snout

Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
1. Weed.... Bitch... Unicornism Religion

2. Fuck a horse and find out... Unicornism religion

The unicorn thing was necissarry? REARRY?


Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
by The Unicorn of Destiny March 29, 2009
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religious right

A movement that is neither. A 1980’s to 1990’s effort by Christian fundamentalist extremists to preempt government by undermining the basic separations of church and state. A group of like minded individuals – see Southern Baptists – who somehow became fixated with an extreme fundamentalist view of Christianity and are dead set on ramming it down the throats of everyone else.
The state of Virginia is a hot bed of the religious right, having the embarrassment of both Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson.
by Bill Garnett July 22, 2004
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