Things got pretty hot and heavy last night with Christina so I jerked off to the new release after she left.
by DBH112 October 6, 2008
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distinguish from "a keeper"
distinguish from "a keeper"
Dudely dude: dude who was the hottie i saw you with last night?
Duder: oh dude that was shirley. bitch put the pussy on me last night
Dudely dude: keeper?
Duder: negative. tag and release.
Dudely dude: excellant
Duder: oh dude that was shirley. bitch put the pussy on me last night
Dudely dude: keeper?
Duder: negative. tag and release.
Dudely dude: excellant
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by Murgo69 December 29, 2007
Get the stress release mug.A port-o-john user's key to survival.
The user carefully hangs several strips of toilet paper from the toilet seat into the port-o-john, creating a dangling basket, also known as the "crap trap". The user then rests his derrière on the seat and begins to void his bowels in comfort, knowing the threat of a geyser shooting straight up his mud canal has been mitigated by the hanging "shit swing". This completes the the first part of the process known as the CATCH.
After the poo purge is complete, the user then simply leans forward, allowing the basket to fall to its inevitable doom in the blue waters below, and thus completing the last part of the process known as the RELEASE.
Note: This method was created and perfected in rather austere conditions and has proven to be an invaluable tool in one's survival of plastic public toilets.
The user carefully hangs several strips of toilet paper from the toilet seat into the port-o-john, creating a dangling basket, also known as the "crap trap". The user then rests his derrière on the seat and begins to void his bowels in comfort, knowing the threat of a geyser shooting straight up his mud canal has been mitigated by the hanging "shit swing". This completes the the first part of the process known as the CATCH.
After the poo purge is complete, the user then simply leans forward, allowing the basket to fall to its inevitable doom in the blue waters below, and thus completing the last part of the process known as the RELEASE.
Note: This method was created and perfected in rather austere conditions and has proven to be an invaluable tool in one's survival of plastic public toilets.
They had just emptied the port-o-let. I was in a rush but I should have used the catch and release method... When my crap hit the pool below, a minty fresh blue stream shot right up my butthole, leaving me shaking in the fetal position on the plastic floor. It was as though i had just experienced my first bout with prison sex.
by M@dm@n May 28, 2012
Get the Catch and Release mug.The physical and emotional relief a man feels after orgasm when he's been aroused or deprived of sexual satisfaction for an extended period of time. This condition is also known as "Blue Balls".
Stiffy Relief can be achieved by masturbation or with a sexual partner.
Stiffy Relief has been achieved when the penis is limp, shriveled and it's owner is smiling :)
Stiffy Relief can be achieved by masturbation or with a sexual partner.
Stiffy Relief has been achieved when the penis is limp, shriveled and it's owner is smiling :)
"Oh Baby, I'm aching, how about some stiffy relief?"
"Dude, she may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but she's the best at providing great stiffy relief."
"Obviously the fool was thinkin' that buying me a beer was enough to qualify him for some stiffy relief!"
"Dude, she may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but she's the best at providing great stiffy relief."
"Obviously the fool was thinkin' that buying me a beer was enough to qualify him for some stiffy relief!"
by Joy Lovewell November 2, 2009
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To the point:
A Rediet is a computer nerd, who likes salad
To the point:
A Rediet is a computer nerd, who likes salad
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