Raptor Jesus

Dinobot from the 1996 cartoon Beast Wars, known for giving his life to save early human ancestors in eighth episode of the second season; “Code of Hero.”

"Tell Raptor Jesus’ tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good, and let him be judged accordingly. The rest is silence."

by thegoddamnsiege January 2, 2021

Red Raptor

A Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor who was accidentally painted red cause by a design accident,somehow it come to life

Employee: We messed up something!
Other employee: On what?
Employee: A F-22 got accidentally painted red!,the others employees called him Red Raptor!

by Red F-22 Block 40 January 29, 2022

Taco Raptor

Large groups of cackling black birds that gather in parking lots, especially those of fast food restaurants looking for scraps of food and pestering customers with their noise and waste.

Throw the fries you don't eat on the ground for the taco raptors to eat.

by Subsite82 August 22, 2023

Mall raptors

All middle class suburban males who prowl the local mall fiending around with no apparent destination

Oh snap! Check out those mall raptors lurking over by the food court

by Dejayboo May 17, 2015

Raptor Head

When you get head from a girl who uses so much teeth, to a point of discomfort.

Damn shame that girl I picked up from the bar last night gave total Raptor Head.

by DoktorAmazing March 19, 2022

raptor cock

A generalization of a 15 ft long shlong at a young age but when they become adults that shlong wraps around the world causing women to crave dick so much they get impregnated jus by looking at it

“Hey raptor cock”
“Hey sorry for making your mom and sister pregnant”
“ all good man I jus wish I was a raptor like you”

by Bootyhole tickler911 October 23, 2023

Claptor Raptor

Someone with the clap who intentionally tries to pass it to someone else

Don't fuck Johnny, he's a total Claptor Raptor

by Six People Stuffed in an SUV June 22, 2018