Randy

The act of placing underdog bets between the hours of midnight-3 am. Usually because your kid woke you up, but also because value never sleeps.

Randy- I Randy’d at least 4 slips last night. All are now .85x or lower even!

Mousebagg- Value secured. ✅

Mousebagg- my kid pissed the bed at 2 am. Thankfully I was able to lock in a couple Randy’s though.

Randy- Value secured. ✅

Randy by Mousebagg March 5, 2026

Randy

A positive adjective that describes something as "good" , but also weird. Very quirky.

"I don't know how to feel about this school lunch , I guess it's kinda Randy .."

Randy by Randynut October 17, 2025

Randy

Randy is one of those rare people who shines even when life tries to dim his light. He’s an amazing, kind soul — the kind of person who’s been through a lot, yet still manages to find reasons to smile and make others smile too. No matter how tough things get, Randy doesn’t give up. He faces life head-on, with strength, humor, and heart.
What makes Randy so special is how effortlessly he can make you laugh. It doesn’t take much — a quick joke, a look, or just the way he tells a story — and suddenly everything feels lighter. His energy has a way of lifting the people around him.
But one thing’s for sure: you don’t want to make Randy mad. When he’s upset, he can be sharp with his words, and arguing with him can definitely sting. Still, that intensity comes from the same place as his loyalty and his passion — he feels deeply and cares deeply.
Randy is proof that strength isn’t about never falling down; it’s about getting back up every time and still managing to make others laugh along the way.

Person: Damn I’m kinda sad today Randy😣
Randy: Vale más que ye pasigues ehhhhh🤪
Person: LMFAOOO randyy your soooo funnyyyyy😂

Randy by Baddie692763 November 9, 2025

Randy

A handjob with ranch dressing used as lubricant.

I heard my roommate open up the fridge and I knew it was time for a Randy.

Randy by BigChungus1717 December 10, 2025

randy was here 

A note found written in various locations by Randy, a character in 'My Name is Earl.'

"Hey! Someone scratched my new mactoolbox by writing randy was here!"

randy was here by ryanszczucki June 17, 2017

Randy Tuesday 

Everyone sits in a circle and strokes the cock of the person to the left. This can be only done on a Tuesday on the 22nd behind the Taco Bell on 6th Ave.

Zack's favorite day is Randy Tuesday. His favorite part is sitting in the middle and enjoying the shower.

Randy Tuesday by AbleistToad December 6, 2022

Randy Johnson

One of the greatest pitchers in the history of Major League Baseball.

Randall David "Randy" Johnson (born September 10, 1963), nicknamed "The Big Unit", is a former American Major League Baseball left-handed pitcher. During a 22-year career, he pitched for six different teams.

The 6-foot-10-inch (2.08 m) Johnson was celebrated for having one of the most dominant fastballs in the game. He regularly approached, and occasionally exceeded, 100 miles per hour (160 km/h) during his prime. He also threw a hard, biting slider. Johnson won the Cy Young Award five times, second only to Roger Clemens' seven.

Johnson finished his career first in strikeouts per nine innings pitched among starting pitchers (10.67), second all-time in total strikeouts (4,875; first among left-handed pitchers), third in hit batsmen (188), tenth in fewest hits allowed per nine innings pitched (7.24), 22nd in wins (303), and 57th in shutouts (37). He pitched two no-hitters, the second of which was the 17th perfect game in baseball history. He won a world series with the Arizona Diamondbacks in 2001.

Did you see that fastball by Randy Johnson?
Yeah, now you see it, now you dont.

Randy Johnson by david faustino November 21, 2012