Race

A competition.

I won the race.

by ElPocoBiadlo October 26, 2003

Racepist

A person who commits sexual assault on the basis of race.

"Man, that Mary Kay Letourneau is a total racepist."

by pants_for_ants February 27, 2009

race tracks

linear shit stains in your toilet that point down after you've taken a huge dump

"Dude, I went to Amanda's house and left race tracks in her toilet. I flushed twice and they were still there. I need to quit eating Taco Bell."

by jbushido October 29, 2009

Death Race

An event in which 3 teams of five people each have to drink 1 liter of vodka, 36 beers, and a blunt. Whichever team finishes first wins the grand prize. Each team member is allotted 1 vomit during the death race. Usually the teams finish within 30 minutes.

Tonight's the death race for the park in which its the lifeguards versus park attendants versus grill staff.

by EHP Forever July 19, 2011

Bicycle Race

Kick ass song by Queen,on the album A day at the races/

guy 1:Bicycle race kicks ass!

guy 2:yeah totally!

by cheesemutt April 14, 2010

Tux-Racer

(n) An awsome game that comes on any good linux distro. It involves steering a 3-D penguin down a slope and collecting fish at speeds exceeding 80mph! If your linux disto dont come with Tux-Racer, than you need to change to one that does.

Hah! I beat your time and your fish count in Tux-Racer!

by rmw889 May 20, 2004

drag race

1. A competitive event where two cars line up at a common starting point. On a given command, they try to finish first at a finish line 1/4 mile away.(Or from stop light to stop light.)

2. An event when two or more homosexual men try to be the first in the door at a sale.

"Did you see those two old queens collide at Kaufman's? They should've learned that drag racing in a crowded store will get you hurt."

by tradesman April 3, 2003