Sad Robot

A three way with two humans and a robot, where the robot dies and the two humans use the robot carcass as a sex toy.

My GF and I had a sad robot the other day.

by vbpj October 19, 2014

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Clench Robot

The awful, terrible walk that you during the final steps before a major and unexpected gastrointestinal event. The walk is slow and robot-like, as you must keep your sphincter tightly clenched to avoid disaster. Usually takes place once you've reached your home, or if you are in public the bathroom itself.

"I was speed-walking through the grocery store, and once I found the bathroom my body could sense the imminent relief. I nearly lost it right at the door to the bathroom and had to do the clench robot all the way to the stall."

by Keane Cheese November 17, 2013

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robotic development

The need for one to use Viagra in order to achieve even the simplest of sexual tasks.

Girl: You're going to need some robotic development before I am going near that thing

by Dr Robot December 11, 2013

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human-robot

someone who's not thinking out of the box, who's not creative enough to think of solution to resolve something.
only relies on rules and limited conditions

This matter is really urgent to resolve in a very short time, we couldn't rely on her, she's not creative enough to resolve this. She's a human-robot.

by enimm13 September 17, 2015

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