I can't ride on that love

What you say when someone makes a promise to you which is unlikely to be fulfilled. Another way to say "talk is cheap".

Boss: I would love to give you the promotion.
Hapless: Yeah? Well give it then, because I can't ride on that love.

Jane: If you buy me a drink, maybe we could spend the night making passionate love.
Tarzan: Well, I can't ride on that love, so I am going to hook up with Cheetah for a sure night of animal action.

by ZebraRedBoots March 27, 2009

Ride the porcelain pony

Take an exceptionally good crap.

Where have you been?
-Riding the porcelain pony.

by LD June 11, 2004

Ride the Panda

An action or proposition that sounds absolutely ridiculous, but when put into practice, proves to be epic.

You: Hey, I just saved my friend's life by throwing a stuffed duck in front of a bullet!

Friend: Dude! Way to ride the panda!

by Chellon November 8, 2009

Chew Ride

An event originated and celebrated often by the chew crew of Phillipsburg, NJ. Skoaldiers are assembled and proceed to pack only the best kinds of chew, Skoal Straight and the occasional Skoal Mint. They drive around as long as they need to, talking about...well...chew and life...because outside of those two things nothing else really matters. The end of the chew ride usually results in some type of Halo or alcoholic consumption...or another chew ride.

Once everyone was in the car we packed our cans, threw in hammers, and the chew ride began.

by Just Chew It November 4, 2009

rough ride

A dark tradition of police misconduct in which suspects, seated or lying face down and in handcuffs in the back of a police wagon, are jolted and battered by an intentionally rough and bumpy ride that can do as much damage as a police baton without an officer having to administer a blow.

Q: Do you believe the Washington Post's report based on a leaked police document that Freddie Gray was intentionally "trying to injure himself" by banging against the walls of the police van?
A: Hell no, I believe that leaked police document and the Washington Post report is a cover up; any idiot can conclude Freddie Gray was mortally wounded by a rough ride ! Up in Philly they call it a nickel ride.

by WeDontCall911 May 1, 2015

ghost ride da whip

Bay Area (northern california) slang. Ghost riding da whip is when you open your car door and get out and run along the side of your car when it's rolling.

Oh shittt mayn, did you see Mistah Fab ghost ride da whip in his video for Ghost Ride It? Mistah Fab goes so dumbbb

by nfm August 22, 2006

Dick rider

someone who always speaks good on another’s name, who never says anything bad. This could be about anyone. They do not have to be a fan, like, or favor the person they dick ride.

the warriors are so good, nobody can beat them but I hate them- Dick rider

by Brett88 May 4, 2018