recorder

A wooden instrument invented in the Renaissance, which came to its height of popularity in the Baroque period. Many famous composers wrote music for the recorder, including Bach, Vivaldi, Telemann and Handel. The recorder has Several sizes ranging from the 'Garklein' which is about 4.5 inches long, to the 'Contrabass' whish is about 4 feet long. The instrument was re-popularized in the late 20th century as a device for teaching young children about music. Unfortunately, this leaves many under the impression that the recorder is not a "real" instrument, when in fact, it is a lovely, complex and difficult to master instrument. The recorder has many names- Flute a bec, in French, Flauto Dolce, in Spanish and Blocflute in German. Many times recorders are accompanied by harpsichords, whose ”ping” sound contrasts beautifully with the mellow sound of the recorder.

Person 1: Do you play an instrument?

Person 2: Yes, I play the recorder.

Person 1: LOL! I played the recorder in 3rd grade! I played three blind mice!!1

Person 2: *sigh*

by Mingreyy September 6, 2005

record labels

the hellish creation that is destroying music.
www.realmusiccrusaders.com

record labels can go screw me because they are destroying music.

by aaron and pat April 16, 2005

Record Golf

Record Golf is a sport with rules similar to frisbee golf, but is played with anything that plays music. Pretty much the illest sport in the world, its cornerstones are Freedom, America, William Wallace, Matt Damon, and JD's Restaurant.

Record Golf is what its like when Love falls in love.

Example 1
Person 1- "Hey wanna go Play Frisbee Golf?"
Person 2 - "No thanks, I'm American."

Example 2
Person 1- "The prisoner wishes to say a word"
Person 2- "Freeeeeeedooooommmmmmmm"

Example 3
Canadian- "Let's play hockey and experience snow"
French person - "Wi Wi, our food is awful"
Australian - "G'day mate, lets put another shrimp on the barbie"
Matt Damon- "MATT DAMON!!!!"
William Wallace- "Freeeeeedooooommmmmm"
American- "Well said William, Well said"

Example 4
Record Golf>Frisbee Golf

by Freedom OR DIE May 24, 2011

Rusty Recording Studio

A loud resounding fart passed in the confines of a steamy shower.

Kristin laughed this morning while I was making music in the rusty recording studio.

by Casey Cool Man September 8, 2013

Off the record

If someone says something off the record it means they don’t want it to be publicly reported

“Let’s keep this off the record”

by 24/7 July 28, 2018

(just) for the record

synonym for clarification...
regarding an observation

just for the record, your pants are unzipped.

by matt June 2, 2004

trap record

Of or relating to your history of selling drugs. How profitable you have or haven't been. Also, your history of criminal activity.

"I'm highly respected, You can check my trap record". "A pistol here a pistol there violation here violation there". BG on TI's I'm Straight.

by Uncle L May 5, 2006