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Face Raped

The Sexual act of a Woman rubbing her breasts into a person's face without his/her consent.
Mark: Hey Steve, Jessica rubbed her boobs in my face! I wasn't even expecting it.

Steve: Dude, she just face raped you. Lucky Bastard
by PlayBoyMan July 20, 2012
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Tread Mill Raped

When you are sprinting on a treadmill and you fall and your face gets raped by the moving treadmill. If their is a wall behind the treadmill, you also get wall raped (look up if necessary) the treadmill shows no mercy in viciously raping your face and spiting you out behind it once it is done. if you notice a slight change in speed, stop immediately and call the Tread mill Rape hot line.
Bill says:"Dude, what happened to your face?"

Mark replies:"Oh, its nothing, just got Tread Mill Raped last night"
by themuffinman69 April 23, 2009
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Anus-Raped

Jonh looses all his money to Norm playing poker = Norm has just officially Anus-Raped John.
by Anus Raper December 17, 2008
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germ raped

When a person forces his or her nasty germs on you by touching you or your possessions after neglecting to wash their hands.
The checkout boy at the grocery store germ raped me when he sneezed in his hands and then proceeded to bag my groceries.
by WrightOnTheEdge December 14, 2010
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Support-raped

When you work in customer service, and you either can't or don't want to help someone out. But then they push and push, until finally forcing you to help them.
We couldn't deploy the screensaver with our software, but the customer support-raped me into it.
by thingscustomersdo October 4, 2016
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Gain Raped

When someone prevents you from going to the gym to make some glorious gains.
Bro #1: Bro, did you get your work in lastnight?
Bro #2 : Bro, I was headed out the door to the gym when my wife gain raped me with a honey do list.
by Chief gains November 22, 2016
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news raped

When you avoid new. Then you go out for the evening or to a friends house, the news is on and you are exposed.
I went to the sports bar. After the game the put the news on and I was news raped. I could not sleep all night.
by SlaveDeb January 14, 2018
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