quageminger sindrome

a terrable desease than can only be caught when you are born with your legs behind your head

u r born normal but as u grow older your private parts go mouldy and eventually fall off

by phil May 13, 2005

Quagga

Using its full name, the Quagga Louie Car-Car is a beast that prefers non-confrontational methods, eating copious amounts of food to store energy for an unknown date where they will undoubtedly take over the universe as we know it.

Me: Yo Quagga, you a fatass.

Q.L.C.C.: Just you wait...

by Traitor7 January 11, 2012

naughty double quagmire

Shove your two balls into the cheek pockets of your hoe and smack her face with your dick and then jizz in each eyeball and then screamm "WHOS YOUR DADDY? GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GOOOO!"

my bitch was gettin fresh so i gave her a naughty double quagmire.

by quags December 8, 2006

quagile

To be quick and agile at the same time

Guy1: have you seen that Richard Sherman

Guy2: ya that guy is the most quagile in the NFL

by Moistdaddy May 16, 2014

Quagg

A filler word that denotes the feelings you have towards someone or something. The correct adjective form of the word is “quaggy” and is commonly accompanied by the filler noun “boi” (though this form is not exclusively used toward males).
NOTE: Quagg is in no way related to the word “quagmire” or “faggot”. It is purely a filler word.

Jimbo Slice: Did you meet Janet?
Groinst: Yeah. She was pretty quaggy. I like her.
Jimbo Slice: She is. A nice quagg. Her husband doesn’t deserve her.
Groinst: I agree. What a quaggy boi.

by aceketchup November 25, 2017

quagmire

male species on the show family guy(BEST SHOW EVER) who is hornier than any other man.

quagmire is the man!

quagmire. "lois i do anything to you."
lois. "what?"
quagmire. "i do anything for you."

by thomas j brown October 25, 2007

Quagmire

A quagmire is the catch phrase that a purvert uses to example his purvertedness.

"Giggity Giggity Goo!" is my quagmire.

by awesomejon March 18, 2008