next question

a very smug, self-righteous way to avoid response or giving the time-of-day when asked a question

"What have you done for T.O., besides get him kicked off the Eagles?"
*T.O. smirks*
"Next Question!"

How many people have you slept with?
Next Question!

This thong isn't mine; whose is it?!
Next Question!

Hi! How's it going?
Next Question!

by Drew Rosenhaus October 30, 2008

con queso

1) When something extra/ unexpected (usually illicit) is added to a seemingly normal item
2) Can also be used as code for asking someone if an illicit substance is added to a non-illicit substance
3) Phrase for an ordinary activity that was unexpectedly extraordinary

Man, that hookah messed me up last night. Was it con queso?
(asking if weed was added to the hookah tobacco)

Are these girls drinks con queso?
(asking if there is any GHB in the girls drinks)

Was that blow job con queso?
(asking if she swallowed)

Dude, that sex last night with the girl I met was con queso!
(meaning you got anal, the sex was better than expected, etc)

by mylifesconqueso October 11, 2009

gotcha question

A simple and straightforward interrogative expression posed to a person who is perceived to have intelligence but upon answering is proven otherwise.

If you ask what type of newspapers you read, then I just asked you a gotcha question.
ex.
What types of newspapers do you read?
How do you spell your name?

by deathpanelist1 November 27, 2011

That's a clown question, bro.

1. An utterance emitted by Washington Nationals rookie phenom Bryce Harper, June 12, 2012, to a Toronto reporter press conference who asked if Harper was going to take advantage of Canada's legal drinking age after his home run in a win over the Blue Jays and if so what his preferred brand of beer would be.

2. A phrase used to express dissatisfaction with a particular line of inquiry.

"Have you stopped beating your wife?"

"What the-----? That's a clown question, bro."

by Baseball1234567890 December 18, 2012

Questimation Mark

This is used when someone asks a very important question. It is the use of a question mark and an exclamation point.

Mary, are you pregnant?!
No but that was a good use of a Questimation Mark.

by teeners16 November 3, 2010

Queso hit/on the carpet

Slang for a situation suddenly escalating in a negative context. Synonymous to 'shit hitting the ceiling'.

Damian was on the verge of having a breakdown. The tipping point being an unsuspecting girlscout who just happened to roll over Damian's foot with a wagon full of ThinMints. Unbeknownst to her, that was the cherry on top a bad day, and that's when queso hit/on the carpet. Following suit was an onslaught of slurrs and obscenities that caused the poor girlscout's ears to melt off.

by DeafGirlScout November 25, 2020

Parsa Question

The question which is asked by an intellectual individual named Parsa. It is mostly used for very special questions. Very hated by Vocal teachers.

Omg guys it's another Parsa Question. Said Ms.Dalamba.

by Parsen September 17, 2019