broken puppy

an emotional distressed person who from childhood has been abused and displays very innocent childlike features within their personality

Libin's father has been on a business trip here entire life; this has effected her a lot emotionally. Libin is a broken puppy

by Lilfuckernuggets February 1, 2018

bag of puppies

A fat girl's ass. An ass that seems to jiggle and move like it has a life of its own.

Hank: Hey have you seen Monica lately?
Steve: Yeah, she looks like shit.
Hank: What do you mean?
Steve: She got fat as fuck, her ass looks like a bag of puppies
Hank: I'd still hit it.
Steve: Me too.

by Scuba Steve4235 December 16, 2007

Main of puppets

Main of Puppets is the third studio album by American heavy metal band Metallica, released on March 3, 1986, by Elektra Records.

As of 2020, master is considered an offensive word because fuck you. Main of Puppets.

- Dude master of pupets rocks
- You mean main of puppets? Yeah absolutely

by monkebrain June 17, 2020

least favorite puppy

Something unfavorable or uncomfortable.

ie. not favorite puppy.

Dude: bro this pizza is so least favorite puppy, it tastes like wet cardboard

Bro: I gotta agree dude this is so not favorite puppy.

by BullionCaretaker June 21, 2021

Puppy Boyfriend

the type of boyfriend who holds your hand and carries your books, and kisses you a lot and is really sweet to you even though he may seem different to others.

"Brittany is so lucky with her new puppy boyfriend i wish i had one."

by Chloe April January 6, 2009

potter puppet pals

hilariouse flash player movie making fun of harry potter. go watch it if you are a fan of the books/movies!

www.flashplayer.com/animation/potterpuppetpals.html

and number two...

www.flashplayer.com/animation/potterpuppetpals2.html

bother bother bother!

by SEX IS FUN!!!!!! April 11, 2004

Puppy Surprise

An act of sexual intercourse involving two women and one man. The man must first be wearing a strap-on dildo facing behind him. He must position one women in front of him and one behind him. This allows him to penetrate both women simultaneously.

Them girls was beggin' for that puppy surprise.

by Miami Mike January 16, 2006