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Cunt Punch

When a girl knowingly, or unknowingly mouthes off resulting in a fist to the cunt.
"That stupid bitch wouldn't shut her mouth so I cunt punched her."
by Jumbotron July 20, 2007
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Warlock Punch

The most powerful punch ever performed
so powerful, punching in the general derection of someone will kill or fatalily injure the person
John pissed me off so i warlock punched him
and now I'm being charged for murder
by Zachery Zombie January 27, 2009
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puncalo

A puncalo is a person who doesn't know what a puncalo is!
Jesse:"Calvin you're such a puncalo!"
Calvin:" No i'm not."
Jesse:"Do you even know what a puncalo is?"
Calvin:"NO!"
Jesse:"Exactly your a puncalo!"
by J-Sally March 30, 2008
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Punchfoo

to punch a vagina or to strike a females genitalia with force.
that bitch made me so mad I had to practice some punchfoo on her ass
by Jackassmcgee May 19, 2009
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Punching the Seat

To silently flatulate into a cushioned seat, while simultaneously allowing the gassy substance to sift its way throughout the infrastructure of the bolster.

This action is then followed by violent (and often obscure) strikes to the seat. These strikes release the "enclosed odor".

The stench instantly overpowers surrounding air, causing uncomfortability to any one in the vicinity of the seat.
As Weston put the car into park, his friend then opened his door, violently began punching the seat, shut the car door, and ran.

Weston was entirely confused, but then quickly realized what had just happened. Instantly, Weston's sense of smell became susceptible to the instable odor of Harrisons flatulence.
by TacoBellDawg711 October 20, 2009
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Punching The Dumpster

When your boyfriend is really terrible at sex, he is punching the dumpster.
Oh damn, my boyfriend came over last time and he was punching the dumpster all night long. :(
by Xephe April 10, 2015
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Punching the Asterisk

To rail on and dick down the old booty hole. To work his or her brown asterisk like a boss and rearrange that lower intestine.
She bent over to pick up the kids mess and the next think you know I’m punching the asterisk.

My Grindr hookup up wasn’t very clean but I still ended up punching the asterisk.
by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020
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