Pudget

In some parts of southern Florida it is slang for "Content"content

She seemed pudget, which was odd, because she had just been sectioned.

by chebby-chubby September 18, 2006

Pudertat

A rolled up cigarette with an asortment of smokeable herbs. One may include a mixture of Tobacco, Peppermint, Marijuana, Lavender, Salvia or Poppy.

"Dude, what the hell did you put in this Pudertat?"
"Just some Mersh and Salvia"
"It tastes like ass"
"Well I assumed you were used to that so I made it taste like one"
"Fuck you, you know it tastes like shit, I'm breaking it"
"No!"
"No you're mom, I'm just going to put some mint in it, it'll be fine, just chill the fuck out"

by Dogmaofpositivecharge April 19, 2009

Fudge Pudge

A term used to describe punks who can't stand up or defend themselves against others. The term was first used to name the popular song Fudge Pudge by rap group Organized Konfusion.

You're just a fudge pudge. Tyron is nothing but a fudge pudge.

by Blacktricity March 3, 2011

carpe pudendem

'Seize the dick.'
Something you wear on a t-shirt at Catholic school and when anyone asks you say, 'Dude, shake my hand.' Otherwise an open invitation.

"Carpe pudendem."
"Don't ever, ever use that in a sentence, ever again. Here, hold this."

by 3ric September 7, 2008

pudeerio

A penis that is small enough to fit thru a cheerio without breaking it.

Girl1 - Did you enjoy your NSA date last night?
Girl2 - NO! Buddy lied about his schlong size. That pudeerio didn't touch bottom and didn't even come close to scraping the sides!

by MrFlagg January 22, 2007

pudequot

n.
The undesirable brown skidmark in your underpants.

v.
To pudequot. Pudequoted. Pudequoting.

Origin: Game of scrabble.

noun: The hot mix of tabassco and chili peppers for dinner resulted in an unexpected pudequot later that night.

verb: I was so scared that I pudequoted in my underpants.

by Debbie Ortmann February 11, 2005

Pudsey Pudding

someone who takes up much needed space in the living room that could be used for legitamate stoned people.

Charley: Man, shes taking up so much sofa.
Karl: Yeah she's such a pudsey pudding!
Charley: Heffer. What a draaaaag

by Rogermctittytwatthethird January 17, 2008