pound your pud 

To pound your pud means to jack off forcefully.

When you wake up, you often just NEED to pound your pud!

pound your pud by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021

puppet pud 

A douche bag tool who falls under peer pressure too easily from their friends.

The puppet pud cheeted on his girlfriend.

puppet pud by yodas girlfriend February 25, 2010

Eye Pud 

Another way of saying eye candy; eye pudding.

"I met my favourite DJ the first time today, he's so hot, he's eye pud".

Eye Pud by PB2012 September 2, 2012

slap pud 

Jack off, masturbate, spank monkey, rub one out

Jermaine enjoys to slap pudjackof

slap pud by FelipeDamus August 6, 2015

Newton Pud 

Lightbulb man seen in Little Big Planet 3. Inventor of the pumpinator (I don't think I spelt that right) and occasionally possessed. Andhegainsmanysimps.

Person: Who the fucketh is that misshapen lightbulb??
Person2: Newton Pud, dummy

Newton Pud by Scarlettheonestandingrightinfr February 23, 2022

Pulled a T-pud 

The act of popping your trick excessively high, doing an excessively difficult rail or ledge trick, for an excessively long time, like Torey Pudwill

Bob: damn dude this ledge is so high
John: alright, ready, first try
*John pops a high kickflip to backside lipslide and slides for 20 seconds and 180's out to fakie*

Bob: wow dude you just pulled a T-pud

Pulled a T-pud by fadfjkdfjkjejijf August 23, 2011

packing the pud 

Masturbating, jacking off, touching ones self with ones self
Verb;

I was laying here packing the pud, when my mother walked in.

packing the pud by CtC May 30, 2014