promustun

an ass on a face; looks like an ass.. actually a face.

Fuuuuuuuck, that guy needs to wipe his promustun

by clmkx February 20, 2011

prostable

One capable of prostitution. Opposite of improstable

Damn she's prostable; I'd pay to sleep with her.

by ajfajn May 27, 2011

Prost Bite

Etymology: combination of "prostate" and "frost bite"
1) The insertion of ice cubes into a male's anus for sexual or cooling purposes.
2) The odd sensation one feels after performing such an act.

1) When bad heat waves come, I prost bite to cool off while I masturbate.
2) Aww, dang, that was awesome, but now I have prost bite.

by Frost Jack June 14, 2011

Promstitution

When you pay someone to go to prom with you

I got arrested last week for promstitution...I paid a man to go to prom with me...turns out the man was a cop

by Kuraful September 14, 2015

Prostidater

When just sex is no longer enough and you want more from your whore.

Her : "That'll be $500 Jerry."

Jerry : "Where is this relationship going?"

Her : "Damnit Jerry why are you always such a prostidater?"

by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015

prostate soldier

A man who has anal intercourse with men on leave.

Bro, did you know deric was a prostate soldier?

Yeah man he's had sex with all the guys in my platoon.

by GingerChrist420 June 19, 2016

prosticutor

A legal zealot who either poses as a "customer" in order to entrap streetwalkers so that said zealot can subsequently press illegal-propositioning charges against them, or offers sexual favors to court-personnel and/or plaintiffs/defendants in exchange for their "cooperative" testimony or other ethically-questionable actions.

I try to avoid legal entanglements at all costs, since I know that there are so many prosticutors out there.

by QuacksO November 24, 2017