poser horns

The act of a very not metal/normal person giving the horns to something that they think is acceptable. Often followed by a severe punch in the face from a metal head if in the vicinity.

Chet: "Cool I got an A- on my math test!" (gives poser horns (however oblivious of them being anything but normal horns) to noone in particular)

Chris: "BITCH!" (Pummels severely)

by Johnny B. Money October 30, 2007

poser

someone who tries to be something they aren't.

Mary, Nettie, Lorraine, and Lizette try so hard to make everyone believe that they are into the Rockabilly scene when in fact they are just pathetic posers.

by PREMIUM ROAST April 29, 2008

Poser's spark syndrome

a person who poses as many different faces. One day they could be a Nazi, the next day a wanna-be gangbanger. The could be emo but sorta "spark" up to be a Prep.
This is known as Poser's spark syndrome.

Man, he's so lost. He doesn't know who he is anymore. Yesterday he wanted all the Jews dead, today he's got a bandanna andd sagging pants.

Yep. He's got Poser's spark syndrome.

by Down Wit Clown April 11, 2009

Proper

What people mean when they say you talk "white"

Tyrone: mane you talk white bruh
Derrick: no my good sir, I talk proper

by Efani July 7, 2016

Kentucky Preserves

KY Jelly

She was so dry we had to whip out the Kentucky Preserves last night.

by IronDrummer February 27, 2011

DeadBeat Poser

A man or woman who is more concerned about themselves and put their wants ahead of their children. They lie to their children in front of their friends to make their friends think they are good parents, but they never do what they brag to others about. They talk about people in their circle and judge them on the ways they parent while lying about being a parent themselves! They call their daughter right before every birthday to see what she wants and that they sent it in the mail, but it never comes and then they change their number so she can't ask where it was! They get high and party, cheat, use women for what they can never get on their own and they jump out of two story windows which shatters both ankles Just to get out of goin to jail for domestic violence....

A DeadBeat Poser could have any name such as...Dominick or Reena or Callier this looser lives a life full of lies, drugs, drinking, cheating, catching countless STDs, beats woman who he feels have too much power, gets fat due to his piggish greed, all while he has 8 woman that have 9 of his Basterd and illogitoment girls and 1 boy.

by ItDoesNotMatter May 9, 2011

cal aero preserve academy

bruh wtf why are all the hot girls emo

Guys why th is all the hot girls emo??? Such a cal aero preserve academy.

by 249872 October 20, 2021