progamer

"Progamer" can be used to make fun of other video game players in an online community or in the middle of an online match, usually when they make rookie mistakes.

This term is presently gaining popularity, as many gamers are tired of hearing "noob" all the time.

Way to drive that tank off the cliff, progamer!

Were you trying to stab my tank, progamer?

If you have progamers on your team how come you're losing?

Dude, if the progamers on your team left you'd definitely win!

by Amanda Huggenkisss October 3, 2009

pooge

An older butch lesbian who holds a preference for younger femme females.

Every time I go to that bar I get hit on by a bunch of old pooges.

by Kermit the Pooge May 4, 2006

poogle

Shocking site created so that human waste may be searched for quickly and easily.
Perhaps more shocking is that the creator maintains the site as a full-time career and seems obsessed with human faeces

Searching for poo may suggest mental instability, aptly provided by poogle search

by ResidentSteve June 12, 2004

poogayness

Dirtying ones penis whilst attempting homosexual anal sex

Steve: "There was some poogayness last night Jeff"
Jeff: "There sure was Steve"

by Shankington August 27, 2006

poog

Always right...no point arguing

Ah shit steve, ur fucking poog

by Silentbob May 12, 2003

Prog

1. An adjective denoting the complexity of a thing or event; when something seems far too difficult to undertake or complete; when one is involved in a "sticky situation." (Derives from the words "Progressive" and "Prog", used to describe certain types of rock/Metal music (e.g., Rush, Dream Theater, Genesis, Symphony X, Tool, etc.), which may use odd time-signatures and, at times, contain mind-blowing musicianship.)

2. My also refer to the manner in which one is dressed: One will usually sport a white button-down shirt and tight-fit pants (black jeans, leather, blue jeans, white pants).

"My Advanced Quantam Physics exam was so prog that my heart almost stopped as I was trying to complete it."

"Did you see John Paul at the party yesterday? He was proggin' it up with his clean-ass white Calvin Klein button-down. He dressed mad prog."

by NJustice4All December 10, 2008

Poogs

One who flaunts one of the manliest staches in the world and uses their suspender wearing authority to give summonses to the children. Legend has it that one that receives a summons will be devoured by the fine specimen's stache. When the Poogs is in a jolly mood, the Poogs mispronounces the "th" sound of a word by replacing it with the 'f' sound.

Example 1:

Child: (waddles their way into the building without proper identification.)
Poogs: Where is your I.D. card?
Child: I forgot it at home. (melancholy expression)
Poogs: WHAT?! (ferocious magenta tentacles extend from beneath the stache, wrap around the childs limbs and slurp the child back into the dark depths of the stache.)

Example 2:

Poogs: When Macbeff (Macbeth) visits fe (the) Free (Three) Witches, he notices that Fe (the) witch frows (throws) in ingrediants to fe (the) potion.
Child: Who did the witches freeze?
Poogs: What?
Child: You said the witches "frozen"
Poogs: NO! not frozen, frows (throws) in.
Child: Oh...? (continuing to not understand the Poogs but remains silent due to fear of the legend of the stache.

by Mr. Poogs is Tardy December 19, 2008