1) when somebody has the incredible ability to be a cock block simply by being around a guy and girl
2) a mans excuse for failing to make a move when a friend was around, when, in fact, the friend had absolutly nothing to do with the cock block
2) a mans excuse for failing to make a move when a friend was around, when, in fact, the friend had absolutly nothing to do with the cock block
1)yoman, I was about to score when jill comes along and made it fucking impossible to get ANYTHING
yo, dude, Jill is seriosly the biggest presnce cock block I've ever seen.
2)
yo man, why'd you pussy out back there? that bitch deffinetly wanted your cock!
dude, I was deffiently presence cock blocked.
ya right, it was only me their and you werb't even talking to here! all you did was play wow on the computer and totally ignore her!
FUCK you!
yo, dude, Jill is seriosly the biggest presnce cock block I've ever seen.
2)
yo man, why'd you pussy out back there? that bitch deffinetly wanted your cock!
dude, I was deffiently presence cock blocked.
ya right, it was only me their and you werb't even talking to here! all you did was play wow on the computer and totally ignore her!
FUCK you!
by fat ass fucker October 21, 2008
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Wife-Where are the Present Detectives?
Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!
Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!
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Based on the observation of the high frequency of woman tv weather presenters who were pregnant or became pregnant while in the job. Thus if someone is presenting the weather it is only a matter of time before they become pregnant.
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Based on the observation of the high frequency of woman tv weather presenters who were pregnant or became pregnant while in the job. Thus if someone is presenting the weather it is only a matter of time before they become pregnant.
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" Yeah she's presenting the weather."
" Yeah she's presenting the weather."
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