homie present day

buy ur homie a present on 4/3 if your rlly homies with him

did you buy your homie a present ? It’s homie present day !

by jiagg April 3, 2023

dutch present

a present your boyfriend gives you that you can both share but only he will enjoy

" oh how lovely, tickets to see Andy Murray in some blokes tennis tournament ive never heard of. Well you can take your dutch present and go on your own"

by climatejames November 16, 2016

Present

Can I be present in the moment?

Hym "Um... YEAH, dipshit. That's one of the modes. I mean, it- What are you even talking about? It isn't even the best mode! I'm using it now! While I write! That is what the mode is for! You are doing that wrong. Present mode (Fully embodied self/FES) is got DOING things, Ham Sarris. It's for like, slanging weiner and shit. Why would I use FES all the time? That's why I think you don't have thoughts in your head. I use it while I'm writing and oscillate between THAT and Internal Dialogue mode to make these. Then there is Scenario Visualization mode. And then there is the Autopilot. That's for remedial, repetitive task. And I use the autopilot in conjunction with both Visualization and Dialogue modes. It also doesn't require cognition AT ALL. Like, my walk to work last night was almost entirely autopilot. I literally don't even remember most of the trip. But my autopilot is ALSO fucked right now because of this brain shit I got going on. But nah, there's nothing good about present mode. Present mode is dodshit. Hyperfocus mode or bust. But hyper focus is strenuous. Which is why I usually only play games in like 1-2 hour long bursts. What am I going to do? Go outside and look at a bird? Fuck present mode."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025

presentation skills

A person with presentation skills use multimedia in order to present information clearly and effectively. For example, a person with presentation skills would dance to “A Little Party Never Killed Nobody” from the Great Gatsby soundtrack during a presentation about the 1920’s.

Person A: Did you see how David danced to “A Little Party Never Killed Nobody” during his presentation??
Person B: Yeah, David has such presentation skills?

by duärsåyeahyeahwowow November 11, 2017

Birthday Present

The act of giving someone a Blowjob.

Samantha: Is anyone able to help me
John: I can help you if you give me a birthday present.

by imverydaddy December 8, 2016

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by xxenext December 27, 2021

Final Present

Term applied to the sexual gratification given by one person to their partner on a special occasion.

Co-worker, "how was your birthday yesterday?" Colleague, "awesome thanks, the missus gave me a treat, after pleasuring herself as she watched me take her hot girlfriend up the arse, she then finished me off with her mouth, a great final present!"

by Grandsire November 16, 2018