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Pean

Common slag for Penis, sometimes refered to as a 'peen' although the correct spelling is P-E-A-N.
hey kevin, want to see my pean?

No....mark, put it away...
by Mark 'Pean' Williams January 30, 2006
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Peanut Head

Somebody wiht a peanut shaped head
Leewee has a huge peanut head.
by Walkertits October 10, 2005
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Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Peanut Butter Jelly Time is a "Booty House" song produced by DJ Chipman from The Buckwheat Boyz.

It is speculated that the song is referencing a car with a purple paint job, brown leather interior, and wood grain steering wheel & trim. The peanut butter is the brown leather interior, the jelly is the purple paint job, and the baseball bat is the wood grain steering wheel & trim. DJ Chipman continues to say "now there he go," and "where he at," throughout the song, referring to the person driving this car.

The song was used for an internet meme on Albino Black Sheep, created by Ryan Etrata, and inspired by Kevin Flynn. The meme featured a dancing banana shaking maracas, including "IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!," in yellow text.

After the success of the meme, Family Guy featured a skit where Brian tries to cheer up Peter by performing the song in a banana suit.
That Family Man show ripped off Ryan Etrata by doing their own version of the Peanut Butter Jelly Time song.
by iambum November 10, 2009
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Peanut Butter

A food paste or spread made from ground dry-roasted peanuts. It often contains additional ingredients that modify the taste or texture, such as salt, sweeteners, or emulsifiers.
I shoved my 2 inch cock inside the jar of crunchy peanut butter and felt the crunchy nuts rubbing against my dick. I then scooped a handful and slopped it on my ball sack and dropped them in front of my dogs face and let him lick it off. It satisfied the needs for me and my dog.
by PedoBear3000 June 27, 2019
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PEAN

A very prestigious publication of Phillips Exeter Academy. Trumps the Exonian in all ways possible.
The Exonian: Because not everyone can work for the PEAN
by Exonianeditorinchief February 21, 2011
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Peanus Butter

Spelled similar to "peanut butter", peanus butter is when you take peanut butter and spread it on some bread with your penis. Peanus Butter can be used as a noun (peanus butter) and a verb (peanus buttering). A peanus butter sandwich is when you keep your penis on top of the bread after spreading peanut butter and then put another piece of bread on top to create a sandwich with your penis in the center. This form of "art" is erotic and can be a variation of eating a dick.
That peanus butter sandwich is so tasty. The hairy skin tastes so good.
by ༼ つ ͡◕ Ѿ ͡◕ ༽つ February 6, 2015
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Peanut-Butter Helper

A pet used to lick peanut butter off one's genitalia.
Poochy is such a good peanut-butter helper, he makes me blow my load in a second.
by GC89 October 20, 2006
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