Long Distance Pour

When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.

"How was your first Long Distance Pour (LDP)?"

It was the best thing to ever go into my mouth.

by LDP Inventor June 19, 2013

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pouring honey on a goat

Generally used as a term to glaze Lebron James and/or your "goat"

"I'm pouring honey on a goat."

"I liked him more on the heat"

by Vilger January 05, 2025

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table pour

Table pour: as a statement - implies beer was so bad you couldn’t risk it staying in your drinking vessel long enough to. Make it to a dump bucket. Properly done by pouring it on the table while maintaining eye contact with whomever gave you this beer.

“Actual water on mars would taste better, even if it would ruin my body by consuming it. This beer is so bad it’s a table pour.”

by toastcowboy November 12, 2017

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pour out my cup

Equivalent to making somebody hate your guts. To pour out your cup means that somebody pissed you off to such a harsh degree they'd make you figuratively or literally pour out your cup of liquor and leave the party.

Kyle: Yo bro how come you left the party early last night?

Chad: That hoe Karen made me pour out my cup because she rejected me even while drunk! And then she called my shrimp tiny!

Kyle: That's duuuuust I had her pour UP my cup! Then we Rick Rolled!

by Slippery Loofa July 09, 2021

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