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Porter

Porter: a noun

A porter is a blond, tall, guy. A porter is almost always a gamer and lacks basic human decency. Many porters struggle with repeatedly using the phrase “did I ask”
“Who’s that guy? He looks like a gamer

“Oh that’s porter”
by BookReaderSara February 22, 2021
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michael porter

Did you see michael Porter wave the student section goodbye?
by Dirty oger March 12, 2022
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porter

Porter. What a word to describe. Well, porters can be all types of people. The ones that I know of- 2 people- are both very athletic and are often so talented that they are put in teams with older people. They are always up to share their talents and are smart and good at art. They aren't the nicest people when you first meet them, but when they learn who you are and what you stand for, they always accept you. Once they start loving you, they never stop. Even when they are put through tough times, they put on a brave face. you can never tell when they are under stress or upset. Porters are some of the best people out there. And I'm lucky to know them. I will never forget the first time I met Porter.
A Porter is someone who never gives up on you, even when you have.
by Flanny Blanker-Koen March 19, 2020
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Portered

Getting drunk and passing out on a park bench, then having a homeless man mug you for everything except a shitty android.
I can’t go to the bar-hopping for a few weeks. I got Portered
by Lilbob February 10, 2025
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Jackson porter

Dont know much about you but like wanna smash??
Friend:put it in already stop teasing me

Jackson porter:*already balls deep and about to nut* 🙃
by Adam.m :) January 29, 2020
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Pottty Porter

Polititian that mickey fin's teenage girls date rape drugs, and yet achieves political merit.
Don't be a Pottty Porter. Leave that girl's drink alone. Oh, and don't rape anyone. It's wrong, dude...
by anonymous September 13, 2021
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