ruby porter

this mf is so good at makeup it is unreal, the skill that goes into her eyeliner is just *chef kiss* .and her hair!!!!! god it is so fun and she should defo dye it pink <3

ruby porter should hang out with us more ;)

by itsnuts7 October 10, 2021

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Pulled a Katie Porter

When you ask simple questions to someone who should be educated, but they can't answer them. Usually with a whiteboard.

I pulled a Katie Porter on my husband last night, got out a notepad and asked him what all of our bills our. He didn't know any of them.

by kt_lol September 13, 2020

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porterism

Porterism is the gradual process of the Porter family takes over the swim team.

“Yeah, it started with Ethan, than Mike, and now Jayden. They’re in control of the team now. It’s straight Porterism

by Hugthewall June 5, 2018

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Portered

Getting drunk and passing out on a park bench, then having a homeless man mug you for everything except a shitty android.

I can’t go to the bar-hopping for a few weeks. I got Portered

by Lilbob February 10, 2025

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Miss Porter's School, also referred to as Missy P’s or Porter’s, is a prestigious all-girls boarding school in Farmington, CT. It has been chosen as the #1 all-girls boarding school in the nation, boasting the highest endowment of all-girls preparatory schools with upwards of $130 million. Dr. Katherine G. Windsor is their fearless leader, being one of the highest paid headmasters in America. Porter's is well known for graduating highly competitive, intellectual, and very well put together students who are most often accepted to ivy leagues. Notable Alumnae include Jackie Kennedy, Lilly Pulitzer, Agnes Gund and Laura Rockefeller. Porter’s girls are well known for their lavish lives, often flying their family jet into the nearest private airport to make their arrival back on campus. Clearly superior to Walker’s, the official Porter’s reject school, Porter’s could easily run circles around them with their IQs. Porter’s also possesses the strongest soccer team in the Founders League, winning Class B, the Founders League Championship, and qualifying for the NEPSAC for many consecutive years. An Avon boy drools over a Porter’s girl as a Walker’s girl drools over hiding their shitty personalities through creating subpar social media platforms.

Avon Boy#1: "Porter's girls are so hot! I'll never get with a Walker's girl!"
Avon Boy #2: "Yea, I know. Walker's girls are total wannabes. If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb their ego and jump to their IQ."

by cashmoneyflow555 November 18, 2018

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