Mystery Porno

When you're in a Zoom chat, and you hear a porno playing in the background, but you don't know who's watching it.

When you're watching a porno in a Zoom chat, and you try your best to convince the call that you aren't watching it.

Zoom User 1: What are those strange noises?

Zoom User 2: Mystery porno. these happen way too often.

by Based Cringe Based Based August 17, 2020

Porno

A film about when two or more people love each other very much and like to touch each other in lots of different ways.

"My friend Janice and her two lovers love each other so much, they made a porno together!"

by CinnamonSnorter February 7, 2022

porno

sir. there arent any fucking pornos on this site- visit pornhub.com :)

porno=not here

by anonymous6969;) October 19, 2020

Porno Titty

When you are fucking a chick and only one of her boobs is moving, just like you would see when a chick is getting fucked in a porno.

I was fucking this chick missionary and only her left titty was moving, so I was watching her porno titty.

by Marty1985 June 18, 2022

porno syndrome

When u think a lot about things that will not happen but u’re still think they can happen.

Man 1: Dude this girl will suck my dick
Man 2: Never bro, she is way out of your league, you got that porno Syndrome

by 0verthinker April 21, 2021

Porno-thinking

The act of visualizing sexual acts or mentally stripping the clothes off someone of the opposite sex.

Cute guy, i can imagine such a fine ass without the jeans on.. damn! I better stop porno-thinking.

Dude, she's got such nice boobs, i can't help porno-thinking when she's around.

The way that guy keeps looking at me, I bet he's porno-thinking.

by KC Fedora October 13, 2011

Porno egg

An egg cooked so well the yoke squirts out when eating it

I had a porno egg sandwich today it squirted over my hoodie

by Stan Stanley stanforth January 12, 2021