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Pootercruising 

Neologism/Portmanteau: Pooter Cruising

The willful, purposeful, and deliberate act of hunting, searching, or "cruising" for female genitalia, or the more common colloquialism, "pussy."

Commonly used to describe the hunting activity of a persevering and enduring man or woman during prolonged blue-spells (masculine, i.e., blueballitis) and wet-spells (feminine, i.e., aquagina).
Dying, my grandfather turned to me and in a whisper said, "I tell you, when at the time of your death you look back on your life, you will remember one thing. Pootercruising. When sex-deprived you go to the pub and ply ladies of loose morals with tequila, in the desperate hope of the Pooter."

pooterchick 

1. Female (chick) proud to be in a computer (pooter) job
2. Geek girl who rips apart or builds computers for fun
3. Gamer with lady parts
4. Woman of remarkable achievement in the world of computer science
5. Big cheese or inventress for an IT or technology company

Female hardware and software engineers, technical support and network analysts, database administrators, internet marketers, SEO gurus, e-commerce and web developers, programmers and computer scientists are all pooterchicks.
I'm a pooterchick. I do cool stuff with pooters. Got a lot more RAM than you think and an ultra-capable CPU.

Famous pooterchicks:
- Mary Lee Woods (mummy to Tim Berners-Lee)
- Sophie Wilson (designed Acorn computer)
- Carly Fiorina (ex-CEO of Hewlett Packard)
- Meg Whitman (ex-CEO of Ebay)
pooterchick by seogeekbabe August 6, 2011
A Poet who has the gift of taking everyday words and rhetorically expressing them with other people from the heart and soul through spoken word poetry and or vividly on paper.
The Poetiers put on an awesome show at the P-3 event. I was emotionally drawn in and captivated by their words!
poetier by JonRenee' October 17, 2015

Pooter Puke 

when the female anatomy secretes milky fluid and stains panties or jeans
Man, that girls jeans have pooter puke all over them.
Pooter Puke by shanky740 October 3, 2018

Poopie Chim 

A poopie Chim is a monkey native to the tropical forests of Vietnam. There are rumors of American soldiers getting raped during the Vietnamese war. The Northern Vietnam reportedly strapped monkey to Rocket Propelled Grenade and shot it into American occupied compounds. The rocket itself would be defective and then the monkeys would get the soldiers by surprise. Buying enough time for the Northern Vietnamese to invade American compounds. Now a days the Poopie Chim are much more rare because of an attempt by the Vietnamese government to ban all Chime because of their rape tendencies. The Vietnamese government have changed their approach and actually gave the Poopie Chims 150 miles of territory in the jungle. This land radius is known as the Poopie Chim Reserve.

Poopie Chim can also a slang you call losers
Soldier 1: watch out Darrell it’s a fucking Poopie Chim rocket
Soldier 2: fuck I’m getting jumped by a monkey

Person 1: Tim your such a poopie Chim
Tim: I know
Poopie Chim by Abul_From_Iseral November 18, 2020

pookie point 

When the of receives a pookie point from their hibabi oi bean friend guy fol pea for accomplishing and accomplishing the task at hand.
Yoi my good oi bean bob, I would like to offer you a 1-800 pookie point for completing the task I have given to you. take it as a token of appreciation my silly pea. un mimi.
pookie point by antidub February 10, 2021