Poonskin

A rather small hat made of hairy skin.

" Are you gunna wear your poonskin cap to the game tonight?"

by Leeyah March 31, 2009

poonsoon

a poonsoon is a poo so epic it is like a monsoon of pooey water and wee spinning in a uncontrollable vortex right beneath your bottom.

holy shit that was one massive poonsoon!

by arjaca November 19, 2011

Pookster

Does a lot of Stupid shit. Likes cars for some reason. Lives down by the dirt and always leaving his territory everywhere. Also smokes a lot of weed.

Yo, what’s up Pookster?
Yo, Pooky! Dab me up

by IG: @saebenfleming November 7, 2021

poonshat babies

when a girl has crabs, or a very gross pussy

that chick had poonshat babies coming out of her!

by c p.o. box 3 May 4, 2006

Poonstache

Also known as the "fagetstache". Poonstache's can be found on anyone that is a homosexual.

My brother has a poonstache the size of texas. YEE HAW!

Oh my god! Check out that dudes poonstache!

by JurassicJade January 29, 2008

the poofster

A tiny-eyed creature with a considerable poof (whether shampooed or dirty) who kisses like a sparrow, drinks champagne out of a china bowl, does the jokerman headshake dance, thinks love should not be reduced to consistency between word and deed, and who snaps a magnum condom into thirds whenever he uses one...which is hardly ever.

Shit! I don't have a china bowl for the champagne- hopefully the poofster won't mind drinking it from this stemless martini glass.

I made the mistake of discussing amorous consistency with the poofster last night; I should have just grabbed a magnum and kissed his tiny sparrow lips.

by peppermint soap October 23, 2006

poonslide

The entrance of a woman's vagina when shes wet, in most cases used as an insult.

Roberts a poonslide for stealing my baked potato

Kim lost my motorola razr what a fuckin poonslide!

by M Style January 2, 2007