porper

a porper is a person of low funds in currency, and the funds they do have they use stringently.

Came from school terms.

Maybe if you weren't so porper, you could maybe buy that!!! You are a porper Matt!!

by Adam (RFBOOM) July 8, 2004

pooper pants

Pants that fit so tight that when they are removed there are fecal stains on them because, due to there tightness, they came into contact with the anal orifice and were thus stained with feces.

Yo, gurl!! You be lookin' fine as all hell in yo pooper pants! Know what I'm sayin'?

by De'Jaun Sumpter September 27, 2006

jalepeno poopers

A huge case of diahherea after eating spicy foods.

Michael went to taco bell and got jalepeno poopers.

These jalepeno poopers make my ass feel live lava.

by Thugz-Bunny March 24, 2009

Post Pooper

People on social networking sites such as facebook that sit around reading posts then proceeding to shit all over them. Typically seen when someone makes a post or status update containing some exciting news or an announcement. Then along comes the post pooper and posts something to destroy the mood of the post.

Ash: so I've decided I'm going back to school in the fall :)
2 hours ago via Facebook for BlackBerry · Comment · Like

Post Pooper: Hi ash... Not that my opinion counts for much however, proceed with caution. You have bitten off a lot lately. New job, new business (selling purses) and now school. I think you def go back if u want to go I just caution not to bite off more than u can chew all at once. Love ya

by Pain (Mary Jane Rotten Crotch) May 25, 2010

The Pooper Scooper

You and your partner each stand in a litter box. One partner then proceeds to fuck the other person in the ass.

Person 1: I really wanna try The Pooper Scooper with you tonight, babe!
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Person 1: The Pooper Scooper and chill?

by Thats_funny__69 August 3, 2018

Party pooper

A person who takes a giant poop at a family reunion

Oh my god he was a party pooper at his mothers birthday party.

by Ed talk November 28, 2019

condom pooper

Someone who receives anal sex and forgets about the condom inside them. They poop out the condom the next day and become a "condom pooper"

Tim fucked Jason so hard last night the condom came off. This morning Jason was feeling a bit weird, went poop and out came the condom. He's such a condom pooper.

by BoyDynamite March 25, 2007