When your friend comes back from a trip to South America with a souvenir that resembles a butt plug. You immediately call him out on it but he insists it's a Mayan keepsake...but we all know what it is.
"Hey guys I got you this Mayan souvenir from my trip to South America." "You mean this Mayan Butt Plug?"
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As she was wiping the cum out of her nose, my wife sighed and said "Really? Another Nellie Nose Plug?"
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Get the thank you for the plug mug.Eating entirely too much meat, usually beef, resulting in a constipated state the next day whereby you sit on the toilet taking a dry shit and sweatIng profusely trying to work it out.
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When you have eaten so much Tex Mex cuisine that you constipate yourself with a small, plugging, cork type turd which, once finally worked out, unleashes a torrent river of watery, explosive shit.
Jose trotted into the stall hoping to gain relief from the wrenching gut pain he had experienced all afternoon. Finding himself straining to release, he realized he had a Texas water plug. Gritting his teeth and grabbing the hand rails, he blew out the shit cork and the flow that came hence forth from his lower intestine was like the spray of a putrid Bellagio fountain.
When you have eaten so much Tex Mex cuisine that you constipate yourself with a small, plugging, cork type turd which, once finally worked out, unleashes a torrent river of watery, explosive shit.
Jose trotted into the stall hoping to gain relief from the wrenching gut pain he had experienced all afternoon. Finding himself straining to release, he realized he had a Texas water plug. Gritting his teeth and grabbing the hand rails, he blew out the shit cork and the flow that came hence forth from his lower intestine was like the spray of a putrid Bellagio fountain.
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Things really took a turn for the worst last night. I was giving my girl the business when she starting shitting everywhere. I pulled out all the stops and gave her the ol’ Kentucky Plug and needless to say she’s leaving me.
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