by TheRussianBlackWidow April 6, 2017

When a man (usually Asian in ethnicity) sticks two chopsticks in a woman's rectal cavity while having violent sexual intercourse with her and screaming "ຂ້າພະເຈົ້າຈະເຮັດໃຫ້ທ່ານມີຂ້ອຍແຈ່ວ!" (roughly meaning "I will fill you with my jaew!", jaew being a type of Lao sauce).
Girl: Wtf are you doing?
Classy Guy: ຂ້າພະເຈົ້າຈະເຮັດໃຫ້ທ່ານມີຂ້ອຍແຈ່ວ!
Girl: Holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...!
Classy Guy: You just got Laos Plowed, bitch!
Classy Guy: ຂ້າພະເຈົ້າຈະເຮັດໃຫ້ທ່ານມີຂ້ອຍແຈ່ວ!
Girl: Holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...!
Classy Guy: You just got Laos Plowed, bitch!
by Some Greasy 🅱️oi May 23, 2018

to make the shocker with both hand and make a triangular possition with them and then insert 4 in the pink, 2 in the stink and or 4 in the gooch 2 in the pooch
by that nigger tom July 16, 2006

by poop in a bucket x2 August 6, 2008

When you are plowing a chick, and your fallic stick is so long, that you basically have to run towards her to penetrate in, and run backwards to retrieve your fallic stick, and repeat, so the plowing is like a marathon.
by Richalex May 11, 2006

The opposite of a lipstick lesbian.
by Jackle_S September 18, 2009
