Horry Patter

It's Harry Potter but with the A and the O switched around. This is a puppet from a puppet show performed by a puppeteer who likes making parodies of movies.

"Did you see the new play with Horry Patter? He was amazing!"

by MaffaMuffa April 6, 2017

pocket patter

someone who always wants to see what you got.

I said i have no change, stop being a pocket patter

by The Feelgoods January 8, 2018

An Abigail plaster

When you put a plaster on something that really does not need it.

An Abigail plaster is when you put a plaster on a sore toe or any other part of your body that has no visible inflammation or blister or reason which would normally warrant it. The only rationale being to pamper the aura (and get a bit of attention).

by iAndre February 23, 2011

Self patter

Used to describe a person who self congratulates infront of a group of others in the hopes he will raise his social ranking. In most cases, the self pat is detected and the social ranking of the individual may decrease due to their arogant behaviour.

A self patter is described as someone sends an email to a group of coworkers saying, "Hi guys, I just spent the past two hours working out the bugs in our SQL database; it was really really difficult. Rest assured, i've fixed the issue."

Someone in the chain of emails may detect the self patting and send a snarky response email saying, "way to go man!". In this case, the social value of the individual may be descreased and a "bwah" will follow, (see "bwah"). Someone may also mock them with the presentation of a "way to go man" aka "wayty" award.

If the self patting is cleverly disguised, the social value of the individual may be increased.

by BMWM3 August 6, 2010

flipping a plaster bowl

Violently masterbating spraying ejaculate all over the room you are currently in

Mickie Holm was caught flipping a plaster bowl one night at 8:55 by his brother. They both agreed to never speak of it again.

by RealTheTud September 28, 2013

Night Night patter

Originating in Glasgow, Scotland "night night patter" is when you get to that part of the night when everything that's not funny becomes hilarious, all whilst needing no explanation. Night night patter is usually paired with illegal substances such as acid, ketamine and alcohol.

Night night patter in itself cannot be fully defined, however here are some examples I have come across.

Person one - 'mate look at the state of her, she paints her fucking nails"

Or

Person one - "Know what I'd love? A nice vegan sandwich and a bit of dick"

by Vazatron January 7, 2017

shit patter

Shit patter is to say something to try get people to laugh but in fact is not funny at all and will have people slating you for how shit your chat is. Otherwise known as bad chat or a Fraser Hutcheson.

Did you here what the boy said, was proper Fraser Hutcheson (shit patter).

by Beans on post April 27, 2020