Verb. When a novice or inebriated person attempts to play the drum kit for the video game Rock Band or Guitar Hero, but misses the drum pad entirely and hits only plastic.
by AL9000 January 25, 2009
The sharp serrated opening at the top of a bottle of COVID sanitizing wipes that resembles a butthole and can be dangerous to reload due to the likelihood of one’s finger becoming trapped and/or cut.
Hey, did you hear about Megan losing a finger? She apparently got it caught in one of those plastic buttholes and they had to cut it off.
by Salt44 February 12, 2021
Aspiring pretentious folk in the older generation who aren't that rich but love to think of themselves as upper middle class and associate in posh circles despite not having the millions in the bank, not knowing anyone called Rupert and rarely wearing burgundy trousers etc like Giles in gogglebox. They make up a significant portion of the money-grabbing-commie-fearing elderly electorate
Your dad voted tory fearing commies were gonna steal his life savings?
Yeah, typical plastic toff who actually believes he's rich enough for the rules of the super rich to apply to him
Yeah, typical plastic toff who actually believes he's rich enough for the rules of the super rich to apply to him
by GrumpyTorySon December 14, 2019
When you give a blow to a guy with a condom on.
So you don't get skeet in your mouth.
AKA Plastic wind, CoBlo,
So you don't get skeet in your mouth.
AKA Plastic wind, CoBlo,
by ilysilly December 28, 2007
1. A plastic Mjölnir is a person who wears a Thors-hammer (Mjölnir) who calls themselves a Heathen, Pagan, or Viking that has zero working knowledge of the culture, rituals, or belief systems of either paganism, heathenry, or Viking History. This person usually renames themselves Ragnar Lodbrok, or Bjorn (for males), and renames themselves Lagertha or shield maiden (for females). 2. A person who is a rhodes scholar when it comes to Hollywood and TV Vikings but, possesses zero actual historical knowledge on the subject.
Everyone wants to do Viking shit until its time to do viking shit then its all "Violence is scary ,and mean words hurt my feelings." they are nothing but a bunch of plastic Mjölnirs .
by Aufaffe August 06, 2017
When you open up someone's wallet, and you see like 12 credit cards in there, because they're too poor to pay them off so every time they max them out they just get a new one, and they're all in someone else's name.
by radiochu October 09, 2010
One who makes purchases with only a credit card or debit card. Their tendency is to not carry any cash regardless of situation. Or prior notification of a cash only scenraio.
justin - "Okay, Aren, you portion of the bill is $18.00"
aren - "Sorry, I only have my card even though I know we're going out to eat tonight. Think you can spot me?"
justin - "God, you're such a plastic bandit!"
aren - "Sorry, I only have my card even though I know we're going out to eat tonight. Think you can spot me?"
justin - "God, you're such a plastic bandit!"
by jm25 July 29, 2008