Half-Pint Short Stack

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Dame Bro!!! That Half-Pint Short Stack at Spankies Strip Club absolutely blew my mind in the VIP room last night. I see why even Santa visits Spankies to lighten his load during the holiday season.

by JDsCracksonRacks July 14, 2025

Lady pints

Small pints of Guinness that aren't enough for Irish men, but just perfect for the lasses

Don't they have lady pints in Ireland?

No Mangos. No they do not.

by Girth McBlumpkin October 26, 2025

Eureka Pint

When you drink an alcoholic beverage after losing motivation or creativity to complete an assignment at work or university.
Used due to the fact that a drink or two always loosens the brain.

Not to be confused with 'Study Beer'

"I've lost all motivation to work on this assignment, dude."
"No worries, go for a Eureka Pint"

"Mate I had a Eureka Pint and immediately reached an intellectual enlightenment!"

by heiserbeck November 4, 2025

Mezzanine pint

If you’re drinking in a round but you’re drinking faster than the others you might buy yourself a mezzanine pint inbetween.

Since you’ve all got half a pint left, I’ll get myself a mezzanine pint

by DonSimon007 December 27, 2025

Tooth-Pinting

The act of sticking the end of a toothbrush through the fly in one’s underwear, positioning it where the shaft of the penis meets the base, and moving it up and down to wiggle the penis around.

“Yo we just caught Griffin Tooth-Pinting bro”

by sudosience February 18, 2025

Circus Pint

A lager top with more than just a dash of lemonade, a Big Top.

good day to you barkeep, my lady friend will have a white wine spritzer and I'll have a Circus Pint.

by HowManyTries July 26, 2024

Pussy pint

- a half pint

- someone who isn’t able to have a full pint

- a pussy who likes to think they can drink with the lads

- puts their dick in the glass after

Oi, I’m not able to have a full one, grab me a pussy pint

by Half pint, glass of beer April 13, 2024