Mudd pile

Making BM. Taking a shit that is extremely soft, yet not quite diarrreah.Usually is light brown in color and who's odor resembles that of a small stagnant pond or old frog terrarium.
" after breakfast i plan on having a cigarette, a cup of coffe and making mudd"
"Please take a look at the mudd pile I just produced"
"I have extreme mudd butt right now"
"That fast food is a sure fire way for me to produce a filthy mudd pile"
by Mr_crowley11694 November 15, 2016
mugGet the Mudd pilemug.

pile-a-gorized

Method of organizing one's home or office desk in stacks of paperwork. To the untrained eye, a pile-a-gorized desk looks like a mess. But to the pile-a-gorizer, it is easy to find anything because you know exactly where it is.
cube farmer 1: I'm looking for the Johnson file. Is it on your desk?
cube farmer 2: No, I don't have it.
cube farmer 1: How can you possibly tell? It looks like a tornado ripped through here?
cube farmer 2: I've got it all carefully pile-a-gorized.
by vuduchyld June 19, 2008
mugGet the pile-a-gorizedmug.

Colorblind Pile

The clearance section at any chain fabric store.
OMG, did you see those curtains? They looked like someone's half-retarded aunt hand-sewed them with fabric from the colorblind pile!
by miss_dys July 20, 2010
mugGet the Colorblind Pilemug.

face pile

When you are laying flat and someone takes a giant shit on your face.
I was pissed off this morning because my one night stand face piled me.
by Partyannamal October 8, 2017
mugGet the face pilemug.

Shit pile

Where one places all of their shit when they get home. Contents include, but are not limited to: keys, wallet, phone, phone charger, briefcase, shoes, gym shoes, receipt from the takeout you grabbed on the way home, spare change, lint, dog hair, purse, all the chopsticks you stole from the restaurant where you ate lunch, etc etc etc.
Typically spurs a fight with one’s wife, husband, child, or mom when they inevitably trip over your shit or feel it ruins the “cleaning they just fucking did!!!”
Everyone has one. Even the dog.
Mom: “Here’s the mail that came for you today.”
Son: “Nah it’s cool I don’t want it, just put it in my shit pile.”

Wife: “I have told you for the LaSt TiMe that the corner of the counter top is NOT your desk!!!”
Husband: “No, but it IS where my shit pile goes.”
by Buffcauliflower July 7, 2019
mugGet the Shit pilemug.

gravel pile

Damn looks like she's been sitting in a gravel pile.
by Kingmidas45 July 6, 2018
mugGet the gravel pilemug.

piles of fuckery

noun A large, messy pile of random shit accumulated over time, which takes up more space than is feasibly possible.
"Callum, for fucks sake, look how much nicer it looks without the piles of fuckery"
by BntrLrd April 15, 2016
mugGet the piles of fuckerymug.

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