Happy Python

Happy Python has the biggest balls in the universe. Even god himself fears him. Python even leaked his own phone number to a discord sever.

You got balls as big as Happy Python

by Rāñdøm güy April 29, 2022

sex python

A male who is sexually liberated with a large penis that oozes sex appeal.

She's talking to a sex python right now.

by july11121 July 10, 2022

Crafty Python

Whilst sitting on the toilet dropping the kids off at the pool you set yourself a challenge and attempt to urinate into a nearby urinal or sink using your talented crafty python (men only). The act of urinating in a sink or urinal whilst simultaneously taking a poo on a sit down toilet.

I was sitting on the throne releasing the chocolate hostages and elected to attempt the crafty python.

by Robot J Cups September 20, 2023

python

The person above me is a complete idiot, a python does not break its prey's bones, it constricts the prey item, and as the prey breathes in, the python squeezes tighter. The only deadly python in the world is the world's largest snake, the reticulatedpython. The anaconda is NOT the largest snake, butthe heaviest, weighing in at 300-500 pounds. So, in fact, the person who posted above me is a complete idiot who knows NOTHING about reptiles.

Also referring to one of the greatest comedic geniuses in the world, Monty Python.

"Look at that tiger morph ball python, it's awesome."

"The flying circus."

by Alec July 1, 2004

Courteney Poythress

The most admirable girl on the freakin planet! This girl is usually found in the outskirts of Wilson, N.C. in her chevrolet cavilier, looking sexy as hell! A.K.A. Creole

Guy#1:Dude! Did you see Courteney Creole this weekend?
Guy#2:Hell yeah dude, she was the most beautiful girl i have ever seen!
Guy#1:Yeah shes awesome dude....

by T-mas February 28, 2005

Alaskan Python

A person takes a shit inside of a condom, sticks it in the freezer until it is completely frozen, then uses the frozen turd as a dildo.

" so this chick got really kinky, so i whipped out an Alaskan Python on her"

by GenericName2042 August 19, 2008

phythons

1) a nickname for someone who has big biceps.

2) more than one phython

Some guy: Dude, did you hear about "Phythons"?

Some girl: No, what happen?

Some guy: "Phythons" got bitten in the face by a bunch of phythons.

Some girl: Oh well at least he still got great arms.

by Reggie "RAP" December 14, 2008