pouty pooter

is when one falls asleep, somebody puts lipstick on their asshole, then proceeds to fuck their ass, pretending it is a mouth giving them head.

when james woke up the next day he noticed red lips stick on his underwear from the pouty pooter the night before

by derrick lacy January 14, 2008

Pooter

1. a pussy
2. a wimp

1. dude scott is a pooter. he wouldnt jump off the high dive
2. dude my brother is a pooter, i punched him and he started crying, and hes 19

by Dust Miller February 12, 2008

Pooter

Common term for the genitalia. Most commonly Female But also used as a term for males.

"Damn I wouldn't mind a taste of that Pooter."
"Guy I gotta get my Pooter Sucked tonight."

by Rukas December 23, 2003

pooter

n. A small round-ringed anal hole that has been entered repeatedly. Someone that works at AOL Tech Support.

I pounded that pooter all damn nite till the lube caught fire! That guy at AOL tech support don't know jack!

by Hugh Jass November 11, 2003

shooter pooter

someone with the instinctive physical reaction of farting every time they take a shot.

"What's that smell? Man, did Browsky do another shot, cause it stanks." "Hey bartender, give us 4 shots of Jager, and an extra shot of Glade for Browsky!"

by PCruz November 12, 2003

who pooted

who pooted is a saying when a flaming stank comes out your arse

diego i heard owen poot... who pooted

by w.e.s 3d April 1, 2018

Pooted

Adjective. A car that is not clean, and has high mileage

Example1
Me: Why do you park in the grass instead of the driveway like everyone else?

Friend: Because the show cars have to stay “less pooted”.

Example 2
Me: Did you check out the car you told me about?

Friend: Yeah, it was pooted so I didn’t buy it.

by VR6BDF March 14, 2019