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Phoenix Vag

When a girl is allergic to condoms and it burns like hell, but the man continues anyway
Despite her Phoenix Vag, I kept at it for a while. The screaming made my dick rise from the ashes.

Phoenix Fanatic 

Amazingly popular fanfiction writer. Author of Maximum Ride fanfic Diary of a Lovesick Mutant which has amassed almost 7,000 reviews on fanfiction.net and is the most popular in the genre. Reknowned for her love of Bacon, Lady Gaga and Alpaca's.
Person 1: OH MY BACON PHOENIX FANATIC HAS POSTED A NEW CHAPTER!!!
Person 2: I KNOW, IT'S SOO FUNNY!!!!!
Phoenix Fanatic by Nudge-the-penguin November 15, 2010

Phoenix Kovacs 

A massive, disgusting beast that is almost humanoid in appearance. With it's limited mental facilities, this creature is in Pre Algebra.
What did you in Pre Algebra today?
I couldn't see what the teacher was doing, because Phoenix Kovacs' massiveness was in the way.

Phoenix Farrell 

The poor neglected bass player of Linkin Park while the rest (mainly Chester and Mike) is shining in the light.

Has a lovely cap and bass guitar.
Real name is David.
Phoenix Farrell talks about what fans say to him during live shows: "Oh my God! Phoenix! Phoenix! Where's Chester?"

"Kids, Bass players have feelings too"
Phoenix Farrell by J.Hybrid February 9, 2007

Phoenix Virus 

An airborne virus that attaches itself to the rage receptors of the brain. It makes a normal individual get ungodly crunk and break anything and everything within 13 feet. Bud Ice may influence and encourage this virus. Although there are no known cures to this affliction it must be combated with alcohol, withdrawal from alcohol may increase the viruses capabilities and left alone for long enough it will destroy the host.
"Man I'm Ragin' lets break some ceiling tiles"
"No Don't do that its just the Phoenix virus talking."

Phoenix Blue Beard 

When your at the Phoenix open and you take a shit in the urinal while receiving a blow job the blue liquid splashes the girls chin giving her a blue beard
when i was at the open i gave 3 girls phoenix blue beards
Phoenix Blue Beard by jraypatsfan December 16, 2008