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Phoenix, NY

No, not Phoenix Arizona.

A small town in New York State that is full of potheads.

School consists of the kids in Honors courses getting all the inside information on what's going on along with anything ever need, while the rest of the kids don't matter. Don't you think I'm making this up either, I'm in these classes with a bunch of people who don't know anything outside of the books. You either have to be a genius or a jock to get noticed here. If you don't wear Nike socks and be loud and obnoxious, you're irrelevant. Unless you're a druggie, then those kids find you badass. Also, our only good sports are Wrestling, Cheerleading and SOMETIMES Track. Other then that, we suck dick.

Also a majority of the kids here think they're country. On Social Media their bios consist of things such as "fishin'" "huntin'" and "livin' country style," but really they're just wannabe hillbillies.

Most schools around us hate us, for various reasons. This is completely understandable, seeing as students here have no social graces whatsoever. A lot of these students are also seen as the perfect children to teachers, but outside of class they're dicks to everyone.

Oh? You're getting bullied? We don't believe you because the person who is bullying you is at the top of the class, and we can't ruin their reputation.

Basically, the town is just a bunch of white ass bitches who all act exactly the same.
Oh, you're from Phoenix, NY?

Are you a slut, pothead, jock or smartass?
by Idiotic mint June 30, 2016
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Phoenix hotdog

A concoction made while high its a hotdog cooked in the microwave then covered in taco sauce then wrapped in a tortilla shell
Dude: " im high as a kite and dont wanna cook "

Dude2: " well we got hotdogs tortilla shells taco sauce and the microwave works"

Dude" cool ill fix a "phoenix hotdog"
by Bolo2224 September 10, 2011
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River Phoenix

River Phoenix an attractive beautiful and multitalented person with blue eyes and a huge compassionate heart and soul too pure for the world, with equally gorgeous blue eyes and a smile that'll melt your heart.
a person with very good advice to give and is always willing to land to a hand, and always loves helping out with people, and an huge animal lover and a best friend.
" God you act like a river phoenix!"

"you look like a river phoenix!"
by Ness_J_Quin April 1, 2019
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Phoenix Horton

He was born to a twelve fingered Man and a woman of fire red hair. Some people consider him A God not The God. He also invented the Question Mark. He will Start the next American Revolution in the year 2012.
Phoenix Horton rules the middle world.
Phoenix Horton is a revolutionary god that I worship
by Tony Pizgatti January 14, 2008
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Rising Phoenix

A sexual taboo where the male will seductively rub flammable oils on the woman's body before engaging in sexual intercourse. When the male is about to climax, he ignites his partner's body and immediately attempts to put it out with his semen. Should he be successful, the girl will most likely still be on fire, and during this time the male will proclaim "From the ashes I am new once again!" This is often considered murder.
I've gotta leave town, I pulled a rising phoenix on Beck last night.
by El Durago May 13, 2011
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Phoenix Suns

The best team in the NBA with players like Steve Nash (the MVP), Amarie Stoudimire, Shawn Marion. Some rising stars on the team includes Brian Diaw and Raja Bell.
The Phoenix Suns just crushed the Spurs again.
by Snick and Fsquirrel June 11, 2006
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Phoenix Fire

A common STD at the fine institute of Elon University. Symptoms identical to that of gonorrhea.
"o potato skins not the phoenix fire."
"bc gave me the fire, it rages strong within me!"
"IT BURNS, ahhhhh chichi...."
by operationredfalcon December 2, 2009
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