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phat mooseknuckle

1) A large and defined outline of a man's genitalia in his too tight pants.
2) A member of the Clayton High School Ultimate Frisbee Team.
"Dude, those pants give you a phat mooseknuckle. That will help you in picking up some dirty bitches."
by Jkizzlefashizzle May 12, 2010
mugGet the phat mooseknucklemug.

Sun phat

A mild (semi) to wild (full girth) errection as a result of solar energy from direct sun light beaming directly onto your groin.
Occurs unexpectedly, often on public transport.

Slacks turn to tights in the sun light.
Sun phat on the bus this arvo was glorious but also inconvienient and awkward.
by Esskaybee July 21, 2021
mugGet the Sun phatmug.

Phat Cock

1. when you have an abnormally sized rooster
2. when you got one thick-ass dick, bitch
horny woman: Hey, you got a Phat Cock?
horny guy: Hell yeah, want to sex?
Horny woman: yum.
by Jeffery Deadstein May 5, 2020
mugGet the Phat Cockmug.

phat booty

A women that has a very nice butt.
by Grimfour April 26, 2006
mugGet the phat bootymug.

phat phuck

A more politically correct way to call somebody a fat fuck via email, text, or letter. A way to not 100% offend your intended audience.
Man Ryan sure is a phat phuck.
by Scrib5 April 17, 2010
mugGet the phat phuckmug.

Phat ass

Yo Nikki you got a phat ass.
by fishy boy 69 May 30, 2019
mugGet the Phat assmug.

phat monkey

a term use to desrcibe a woman with large pussy lips. pussy lips remind you of chimps lips. best viewed when she is bending over or laying flat on her stomach.
porn star Olivia O'Lovely. da chick got a "phat monkey"
by jugyy January 11, 2006
mugGet the phat monkeymug.

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