1) A large and defined outline of a man's genitalia in his too tight pants.
2) A member of the Clayton High School Ultimate Frisbee Team.
2) A member of the Clayton High School Ultimate Frisbee Team.
"Dude, those pants give you a phat mooseknuckle. That will help you in picking up some dirty bitches."
by Jkizzlefashizzle May 12, 2010

A mild (semi) to wild (full girth) errection as a result of solar energy from direct sun light beaming directly onto your groin.
Occurs unexpectedly, often on public transport.
Slacks turn to tights in the sun light.
Occurs unexpectedly, often on public transport.
Slacks turn to tights in the sun light.
by Esskaybee July 21, 2021

by Jeffery Deadstein May 5, 2020

by Grimfour April 26, 2006

A more politically correct way to call somebody a fat fuck via email, text, or letter. A way to not 100% offend your intended audience.
by Scrib5 April 17, 2010

a term use to desrcibe a woman with large pussy lips. pussy lips remind you of chimps lips. best viewed when she is bending over or laying flat on her stomach.
by jugyy January 11, 2006
