Skip to main content

Peruvian Bell Clap

The action of moving in such an aggressive manor, that ones scrotum slams into ones own penis resulting in a "Clap" noise. This technique is hard to master but easy to impress with.

(sometimes accidental, but still count)
When I jumped out of bed this morning I did a Peruvian Bell Clap, It was sooooo loud.
by GreekFreekW23 July 18, 2025
mugGet the Peruvian Bell Clapmug.

Peruvian Salmon Handle

The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.
"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."

"OH gross not that!"
by Upamonaco August 22, 2024
mugGet the Peruvian Salmon Handlemug.

Peruvian bubbleshake

When you fill your mouth with spit and sinus juices, swish it around, and spit it in her pussy full throttle like a llama
I gave her a Peruvian bubbleshake and she wanted to marry me
by Yessir,yessir July 23, 2019
mugGet the Peruvian bubbleshakemug.

Fake Peruvians

A kid who lies about being Peruvian and traveling the world.
Person 1: I met some fake Peruvians they’re annoying asf
Person 2: I hate them They cap about everything
Person 3: Yeah
by Caruso March 2, 2021
mugGet the Fake Peruviansmug.

Peruvian Coffee

Used to describe an awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. Often used to describe someone who doesn't shower or care about personal hygiene. The term has nothing to do with Peru or the people of Peru. It is only about the strong stench of the certain coffee.
Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, because you smell like Peruvian Coffee!
by ugaatl September 8, 2025
mugGet the Peruvian Coffeemug.

Peruvian Pecker Wrecker

when you take one peruvian guardian and lay him butt naked on the ground dick facing towards the sun, and then take one peruvian slut 10 stories up in the air and have her jump off the tower butt naked trying to land her asshole completely on his penis. If she misses the dismount, the dick will snap in half due to the high velocity of the ass cheeks
Brazilian: Have you ever been to peru?
American: No but i want to because i wanna try the Peruvian Pecker Wrecker
by SebastianJanakowski March 8, 2021
mugGet the Peruvian Pecker Wreckermug.

Peruvian Pimp Slap

When you jerk off onto the back of your hand, and bitch slap the shit outta someone
Max: This bitch talking mad shit right now!

Brandon: Go to the bathroom and hit her with the peruvian pimp slap.
by Rivstermistro January 19, 2017
mugGet the Peruvian Pimp Slapmug.

Share this definition