Peruvian Ghosting

To tease your mates with a picture or video of a chick you banged on holidays.

Brett sent a short video banging a holiday chick, it’s didn’t show much and he won’t send more footage, it’s a real Peruvian Ghosting.

by Speedie99 June 25, 2024

Peruvian Tongue Master

One who is very fluent in the art of box munching.

I heard Gio is a Peruvian Tongue Master

by Dade Gilliam's July 11, 2024

Peruvian guinea pig

The type of guinea pig people think of when they think of long haired guinea pigs. They got that fur that touches the floor, and you can cut it to make your guinea pig look emo.

I gave my peruvian guinea pig a shave.

by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023

Peruvian Snowblower

When you put coke in a strippers ass hole and she farts it up your nose.

You ever had a Peruvian snowblower? Shit is crazy..

by SpicyGingerB March 19, 2023

Peruvian guilty

What Barranca and Satipo would have been despite any claims of innocence they might have expressed.

If Indy's two "native guides" had actually lived long enough to stand trial, they would almost certainly have been Peruvian guilty of all kinds of horrid stuff.

by QuacksO April 27, 2025

Peruvian diarrhea blast

When you’re getting such good, slobbery, heavenly, beautiful penile head that you shit yourself through the sky all the way to Peru. There have been multiple incidents of this happening, the most notable being that of harry koksuker, from Thailand.

Harry koksuker: I’m going to get head now please girl
His girlfriend: ok but be warned it’s really good
Harry koksuker: he went to peru (got peruvian diarrhea blast)

by Poopfartdickyhead May 20, 2025

Peruvian Pacifier

When your chick won’t shut up so you shove a dick in her mouth.

“My bitch would not stop crying about some bullshit so I gave her the Peruvian pacifier for some damn peace and quiet.

by TUTUthecarwashboy May 27, 2025