Cincinnati persian

When you've had at least 2 nose jobs and are a slut for chili on noodles

That Cincinnati persian whole go home with him after that dinner.

by Garden Doogen March 22, 2021

persian

Someone who is too chicken to call himself Iranian.

person1: that's an interesting accent...where are you from?
person2: I'm Persian!
person1: Didn't you guys like take few of our Americans as hostages?
person2: oh no, dumbass those were Iranians. I am Persian like the kitty cat(makes a 'meowww' sound) or the rug...
person1: oh k whatever..

by gooker July 20, 2008

persian

A nicer way to say Iranian. Used by those who are afraid of what others might think of their culture. It would be like a Syrian calling him/herself Phoenician or someone from the Czech Republic referring to their country as Czechoslovakia.

1) Even though I am or my family is from Iran, a middle-eastern country, I'm going to hide my heritage by calling myself the less offensive and more exotic-sounding name of a dead empire that once controlled my present-day country. That way, ignorant, narrow-minded, uneducated fools won't judge me with bias and I can blend in with society. I'll let them hate on the Middle-Easterns that are proud of their countries instead.

2) You're Iranian, not Persian...unless you were born there before 1935...get over it...

by DeezNutzzzz March 15, 2009

Persian Rug

To give a Persian Rug. The act of masturbating and spreading your sperm over you're gay partner's chest or back. Then using the sperm as an adhesive for sticking on your pubic hair.

Tom's Chest was hairy after sex because Jack gave him a Persian Rug

by nidoking October 16, 2014

Persian Sand Goggles

The act of a male getting a blow job from a female. The male is standing over her with his Penis in her mouth. With each ball on an eye of the females face. Thus, Persian Sand Goggles.

Jenny: So I was with Rob last night& he asked me to give him head.

Michelle: Did he let you wear the Persian Sand Goggles?!

by Paigema July 24, 2011

Persian Throne

A Persian Throne is achieved when the woman (or gay male) ingests a quantity of glitter.
meanwhile the man (who will be delivering the penis) shaves off his pubic hair and saves them in a suitable container for later.
After a few hours the one who ingested the glitter then receives anal intercourse. Which will result in a 'truffle butter' style fluid (combination of lube and excrement)

once this state is achieved the pre-cut pubic hair is then thrown onto the moist anus and surrounding area causing it to stick and creating a 'Persian Throne'

"wow, I gave the Mrs a Persian Throne last night... she fucking loved it!!"

"Hey , what did you do last night?"
"Well, i met up with my bae and after he was covered in truffle butter i gave him a Persian Throne. Best night ever!"

by BenMac28 February 10, 2017

Metaxia the Persian Cat

A TV show aired in the late 80s. The main character is Metaxia, who gets called a perisan cat. thinking the person doesn't like her. But what she didn't know, was it was a warning sign because she turned into one! It might sound like a comedy but it is sad drama. Its like one of those shows were they turn into vampires.

"I hate being a PERSIAN CAT. I wanna go back please! Oh Lord please!' is a line in the show, Metaxia the Persian Cat.

by Lauren Matson November 2, 2012