Pilot Wings

The blood stain left on sheets after popping a girls cherry. Which when done in a missionary position, leaves a shape resembling red pilot wings.

"I hope my girlfriend got her sheets cleaned before her mom has a chance to see the pilot wings"

by Mike D December 7, 2004

Helicopter pilot

A man with a mustache who likes to suck cocks. These people will also have a massive ego that will trail behind them in a dump truck. Most of them come from the military.

Where can a guy get a blow job around here?

Over behind the hanger, there is a helicopter pilot sucking cock by choice.

by Billbobaggans February 14, 2012

Pilotdrift

Pilotdrift is a band from Texarkana, a town on the border of Texas and Arkansas. They are alternative/experimental, and completely amazing. Also, no one knows about them.

Me: So I was listening to Pilotdrift the other day.
Someone: Who're they?
Me: Go to their myspace now plzkthxbye.

by Clever-Nickname November 9, 2006

pilot the dune

To engage in sexual intercourse. Said from Male point of view, the "dune" being a vagina.

"Hey homes, whatchu up to tonight?"
"Not much. Gonna pilot the dune, watch some TV."

by 5Bones April 28, 2005

Alaskan Palm Pilot

Sloppily written notes on the palm of ones hand. Developed specifically for Tea-Party rallies where use of a TelePrompter would limit possible criticisms of President Obama.

Joe Sixpack: "OMG, somethings wrong with my dick...it's turning blue!"

Hockey Mom: "No dear! You just forgot to clear your Alaskan Palm Pilot before watching The O'Reilly Factor...again."

by Joe24Pack February 9, 2010

pilot

a preview of what a show is to become, sort of a pre-season episode that may be given to the network to see whether they like a show or not

Did you see the South Park pilot??? It was the same thing as the first episode - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe, except the animation sucked a lot more...

by nirvana4lf April 10, 2005

Pilot Blonde

Refers to a female with naturally dark hair that has dyed it blonde but still has dark hair on her vagina (black box-in reference to the cockpit flight recorder on an aircraft-hence pilot).

Hey see the girl over there...shes a pilot blonde. She may be blonde hair on top but still has a black box.

by suedo master January 15, 2010