ass patriot 

1. (n) People that cannot think for themselves, but blindly follow a cause that is based on a lie. Somewhat comparable to sheeple.

2. (n) A person that claims to be patriotic, but doesn't actually show his patriotism. Somewhat comparable with poseur.

Look at those ass patriots watching Faux News, they act like sheeple everytime the president talks about fighting terrorism, yet he's rescinding civil liberties and data mining everybody in the nation. Asshats!

You are such an ass patriot, Doug. You criticise people for not supporting the war, but I don't see you running to the recruiter's office to get enlisted.

ass patriot by linux003miranda May 30, 2006

Plastic Patriot 

An American man/woman who complains about the negative actions of others that have no impact on their lives.

"Did you hear Joe Bob bitching about Kaepernick and Reid kneeling before the game on Sunday?"
"Yeah, guess he doesn't know why they're kneeling in the first place. Such a plastic patriot."

Plastic Patriot by 317Sight October 8, 2018

ass patriot 

An insult, I'm pretty sure I started afew years ago to describe homosexuals, or perhaps a penis used for anal probing. You may also use it to describe someone with a patriot missile in their ass.

Leave me alone you ass patriot!

ass patriot by Sydney June 3, 2004

the patriot 

Having violent sex with a lady on her period and getting blood all over the place, like when William Wallace from Braveheart started killing made heads and blood was going all over the place.

That chick was on the rag so I gave her the patriot.

the patriot by crank dinger December 20, 2008

Pullin' a patriot 

to choke or mess up. epic fail. make a mistake in the most important time. to extremely disappoint. referring to the 2007 new england patriots who went 18 and 0 until losing the only game that really matters.

Greg had almost gotten Betty into bed with him, but he ended up pullin' a patriot.

Pullin' a patriot by LJN March 30, 2009

All-American Patriot 

Generally White supremacist Republicans who call themselves patriots all while protesting against democratic procedures, storming government buildings, and being very racist while doing it.

Actual Patriot: I love USA.
All-American Patriot: Shut up, you're black and a democrat. Get outta' town y'all!

All-American Patriot by Dog Ford\ June 16, 2021

The Patriot Act

A plan instituted by all the branches of the US government. This plan when used effectively can stop a suspected terrorist member from renting books from the public library on how to build bombs, chemical weapons, organize a militia, etc.
Democrats naturally hate this plan since it was created by the Republican party in wake of 9/11. If it was the other way around, Republicans would hate it since the Democrats came up with it.
Rightfully so, this Act should save some lives. Proof you ask for? Nope, how can you prove it's working? Then again, you also can't prove that the Patriot Act isn't working...

"Man Joe, I hate the fucking Patriot Act"
"Ok Al' Jaiera, you're only saying that cause your dad and you tried to build a bomb but the library wouldn't let your towel heads check out the book."
"Oh yeah, now I see how George W. Bush and The Patriot Act are saving lives Joe"
"You're such a terrorist Al' Jaiera, and a sand nigger to boot!"
"I know...."

The Patriot Act by Biff Justice December 28, 2005