Patheticies

When something is soooo pathetic that it is beyond the descriptive word, 'pathetic', it is in a state of patheticies.

All three of you are reading Harry Potter in a study group type fashion. PATHETICIES!

by Dude Major Jr. September 23, 2005

path of destiny

it is a vicious and brutal game played on swings, featuring 2 pummelers and one poopenmire. the reward for winning the 7 round game is one sweet, usally a shrbert lemon.
the pummelers can attach knifes to their shoes in round 6, but they must be 5% blunt, and plastic. snakes can also be used if preffered.
if you would like to see this glorious sport in action please see youtube.

no people are ever seriously harmed in the playing of this game, accept thins one time when luke fell down and got kicked alot. but that was kind of funny.

grim reaper 'ohhh i think we got another load of work boys, there is going to be another path of destiny tourniment'

grim reaper 2 'ohh, i remember the last one we had-what a couple of months'

grim reaper3 'i no, i got my wife something nice from the catalogue'

by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009

Pathetacisum

A person who is pathetic and doesn't know it. Suffers from pathetacisum

My mate went to the doctors today. And was diagnosed with pathetacisum

by Uncle smiley March 21, 2017

The Path of RightASSness

Be either man or woman, the path of rightASSness is all about finding the perfect mate. The perfect ass is in the eye of the beholder, but beware of the dangers of other bodily distractions. Let yourself not be guided by glorious tits or a ten inch dick, for the truth lay upon the perfect behind that will be with you for all time.

Eduardos: Oh Dalai Lama of Ass, tell me how I can embark upon the right path

Dalai Lama of Ass: Fear not, my ill-befallen friend, for you will find the Path of RightASSness when your eyes lay upon the greatest ass you will ever see.

Eduardos: But how will I know?

Dalai Lama of Ass: Oh you'll know. You'll know.

by Pope_Jackass March 31, 2015

pathalogical liar

someone who claims they own a boat..and dont...aka the titanic. just a bull shit artist.

james r. is a pathalogical liar, i wish he was under the back wheels of an 04 avi that he has on his myspace. which is really owned by the only person who cares about him.

by fronkenstien May 15, 2006

garden path

In every male shortly after hitting puberty you start to grow pubic hair once this grows you get a "garden path". A stripe of hair leading from your belly button to your pubic area.

Oh fucking hell my garden paths itchy, dear god i need laid.

by bigcohuna July 29, 2012

pachu

while taking a shit the noise when the shit hits the water in the toilet.

"when you get thru pachuin clean the litter box"

by dingey January 2, 2008