z patch

Avoiding the office d-bag when he asks you to go out to smoke

Hey Brian, tryin to go down for a smoke?

uuhmmm? no, i'm trying to quit...got my z patch on

by ezdoesit2me October 21, 2008

monkey patch

The hair on someone's lowermost back in a small patch. Usually where a girl would have her "tramp stamp"

"When I banged your sister doggystyle last night I wanted to comb her monkey patch, it was so thick"

by JCizzero February 11, 2014

Blood Patch

When you have sex with a girl on her period for the first time.

: I earned my blood patch when I was only 15!

by Princes peach818 November 20, 2016

Rascal patch

The patch/strands of hair commonly known as “stragglers” that were missed when getting a haircut. Rascal patches are most common when you get a home haircut or DIY haircut.

Sorry bro, the guard slipped off and I gave you a little rascal patch, but just give it a couple weeks and it’ll grow out.

by Sugar Shane July 16, 2018

ratchet patch

The new tramp stamp tattoo located on a female's rib cage that is usually a crooked inspirational message.

Bro I think I should get tested. That girl last night had a ratchet patch.

by RJym July 29, 2018

Hoe Patch

When a hoe begs for bruises during sex so she can show it off to her friends to brag she has rough sex!

Check out that dumb ass with hoe patches

by everybodysdoll May 27, 2018

Saddle patch

Slang for butthole

Do not put your finger in my saddle patch

by Kate peddle July 14, 2019