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Sour Patched

When you open a brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids to only find one piece inside.
I just bought this brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids and I got Sour Patched.
by codycodycodyhhh August 12, 2011
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Crabbage Patch

A human's genital area that appears to itch or have an itchy situation occurring; possibly due to crabs, other STDs, or simply adjusting oneself too often in public.
That dude was scratching his crabbage patch the whole time he was shopping.
by Dietheinknurse March 28, 2017
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Gravel Patch

A patch of small stones for jumping on.
Look at that Gubby jumping in that gravel patch!
by Si.83 June 25, 2022
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Blood Patch

When you have sex with a girl on her period for the first time.
: I earned my blood patch when I was only 15!
by Princes peach818 November 20, 2016
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z patch

Avoiding the office d-bag when he asks you to go out to smoke
Hey Brian, tryin to go down for a smoke?

uuhmmm? no, i'm trying to quit...got my z patch on
by ezdoesit2me October 21, 2008
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ratchet patch

The new tramp stamp tattoo located on a female's rib cage that is usually a crooked inspirational message.
Bro I think I should get tested. That girl last night had a ratchet patch.
by RJym July 29, 2018
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Rascal patch

The patch/strands of hair commonly known as “stragglers” that were missed when getting a haircut. Rascal patches are most common when you get a home haircut or DIY haircut.
Sorry bro, the guard slipped off and I gave you a little rascal patch, but just give it a couple weeks and it’ll grow out.
by Sugar Shane July 16, 2018
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