by silly goose69 December 29, 2021
Get the paragustious mug.Someone who writes long, angry rants on social media, private messages, or in live chats.
Tries to sound like an expert, but comes off unhinged and delusional.
Tries to sound like an expert, but comes off unhinged and delusional.
Wtf, looks like we've got some Paragraph Andys in the comments. I don't have time to read all this bullshit; what are they mad about this time?
by ItstheK May 27, 2022
Get the paragraph andy mug.it has been raining in Georgia for a week and a half and it flooded. Some woman 2 houses up from me drowned in the flooded creek. trees have fallen down, and my house has 6 different leaks. I wrote this nonfiction parody off of The Middle by Jimmy Eat World.
Hey, don't let yourself drown yet
It's only in your house you’re gonna drown
And trees fall down
Just swim your best, swim away if you can
And don't you worry that that lady drowned
When you're okay.
It just takes a raft, the woman in the middle of the creek (swimming and drowning)
Everything, everything will be just wet (wetter and wetter)
Everything, everything it'll be a mess (a mess)
Hey, you know they've all just drowned
You know you're doing better in a raft (build an arc)
So don't go out.
Swim right now
Yeah, just save yourself.
It doesn't matter if it's dry enough
For someone else
It just takes a raft, the woman in the middle of the creek (swimming and drowning)
Everything, everything will be just wet (wetter and wetter)
Everything, everything it'll be a mess (a mess)
It just takes a raft, the woman in the middle of the creek (swimming and drowning)
Everything, everything will be just wet (wetter and wetter)
Everything, everything it'll be a mess (a mess)
Hey, don't let yourself drown yet
It's only in your house you’re gonna drown
And trees fall down
Just swim your best, swim away if you can
And don't you worry bout’ the flooded hoods, unless they’re yours
the actual lyrics to this portion of the song are:
Hey, don't write yourself off yet
It's only in your head you feel left out
Or looked down on
Just try your best, try everything you can
And don't you worry what they tell themselves
When you're away.
It just takes some time, little girl in the middle of the ride
(over, and over)
Everything, everything will be just fine (over, and over)
Everything, everything it'll be alright (alright)
Hey, you know they're all the same
You know you're doing better on your own (on your own)
So don't buy in.
Live right now
Yeah, just be yourself.
It doesn't matter if it's good enough
For someone else
It just takes some time, little girl you're in the middle of the
ride (over, and over)
Everthing, everything it'll be just fine (over, and over)
Everything, everything it'll be alright (alright)
It just takes some time, little girl you're in the middle of the
ride (over, and over)
Everything, everything it'll be just fine (over, and over)
Everything, everything it'll be alright (alright)
Hey, don't write yourself off yet
It's only in your head you feel left out
Or looked down on
Just do your best, do everything you can.
And don't you worry what the bitter hearts, are gonna say
Hey, don't let yourself drown yet
It's only in your house you’re gonna drown
And trees fall down
Just swim your best, swim away if you can
And don't you worry that that lady drowned
When you're okay.
It just takes a raft, the woman in the middle of the creek (swimming and drowning)
Everything, everything will be just wet (wetter and wetter)
Everything, everything it'll be a mess (a mess)
Hey, you know they've all just drowned
You know you're doing better in a raft (build an arc)
So don't go out.
Swim right now
Yeah, just save yourself.
It doesn't matter if it's dry enough
For someone else
It just takes a raft, the woman in the middle of the creek (swimming and drowning)
Everything, everything will be just wet (wetter and wetter)
Everything, everything it'll be a mess (a mess)
It just takes a raft, the woman in the middle of the creek (swimming and drowning)
Everything, everything will be just wet (wetter and wetter)
Everything, everything it'll be a mess (a mess)
Hey, don't let yourself drown yet
It's only in your house you’re gonna drown
And trees fall down
Just swim your best, swim away if you can
And don't you worry bout’ the flooded hoods, unless they’re yours
the actual lyrics to this portion of the song are:
Hey, don't write yourself off yet
It's only in your head you feel left out
Or looked down on
Just try your best, try everything you can
And don't you worry what they tell themselves
When you're away.
It just takes some time, little girl in the middle of the ride
(over, and over)
Everything, everything will be just fine (over, and over)
Everything, everything it'll be alright (alright)
Hey, you know they're all the same
You know you're doing better on your own (on your own)
So don't buy in.
Live right now
Yeah, just be yourself.
It doesn't matter if it's good enough
For someone else
It just takes some time, little girl you're in the middle of the
ride (over, and over)
Everthing, everything it'll be just fine (over, and over)
Everything, everything it'll be alright (alright)
It just takes some time, little girl you're in the middle of the
ride (over, and over)
Everything, everything it'll be just fine (over, and over)
Everything, everything it'll be alright (alright)
Hey, don't write yourself off yet
It's only in your head you feel left out
Or looked down on
Just do your best, do everything you can.
And don't you worry what the bitter hearts, are gonna say
by Under Water September 21, 2009
Get the nonfiction parody mug.To greet someone in public that you used to hang out with frequently, then you explain how you need to hang out.
All while having no intention to hang out or ever see them again.
All while having no intention to hang out or ever see them again.
{Sarah and Jane, two ex best friends run into each other at the mall}
Sarah: "Oh my god I miss you we need to totally hang out!" (Is being Emily Parolin)
Jane: "Yeah we do it's been so long, I miss you too! Does Saturday work?"
Sarah: "Yea text me Saturday!" *Ignores all texts and calls*
Sarah: "Oh my god I miss you we need to totally hang out!" (Is being Emily Parolin)
Jane: "Yeah we do it's been so long, I miss you too! Does Saturday work?"
Sarah: "Yea text me Saturday!" *Ignores all texts and calls*
by zaaakkkeee December 20, 2017
Get the Emily Parolin mug.Christian Parga is a complicated human. He can be very negative/insecure at times and is not the best in relationships. He frequently blames his partner for causing problems and claims the solution is to just give up. He does not like when things get hard and when they do he does not like to fight. He is great at ghosting people and not caring about others feelings. He will treat you like a princess one day, then the next treat you like you don’t exist. He uses people and has a guilty conscience for it. He will tell you he’s not good enough for you when he knows he’s going to do something to hurt you. Don’t ever trust that he will fight for you, because most likely, he will leave you. Christian Parga is selfish, immature, and weak minded. He hurts people and forgets about it, and one day this will catch up to him...
by Yourworldwithin August 7, 2019
Get the Christian Parga mug.Anti-parody religion, or antiparody religion or criticism of parody religion, is the opposition to parody religion and parodies of religious beliefs. Anti-parody religion often seeks to be a reaction to parody religions to parodies of religious/spiritual/esoteric beliefs. Anti-parody religions are often common between antiatheists and anti-antitheists who attempt to make criticism of parody religions in a religious and spiritual way.
Anti-parody religion, also criticism of parody region, is one of the consequences of the rise of antiatheism that is in rise because of the rise of militant atheism nowadays.
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