Baldy Fudge Packer

Someone who is bald and packs fudge.. meaning they take it up the back door. Aka the back passage. The rear end. Anal.

I'll smash baldy fudge packer's doors in!

That's one nice Baldy Fudge Packer.
I'm the only Baldy Fudge Packer in the village.
You might say he swings towards the Baldy Fudge Packer side.

by Jonny Boy Elton May 3, 2011

Green Gay Packers

A Common Term for the Green Bay Packers.

Those fucking green gay packers, they already suck at football, and now they're screwing each other too!

by SHAKEANBAKE August 9, 2006

parkertown

A very small town located next in the middle of Tuckerton and West Creek. People that live in Parkertown claim they live in WC because it's very close and everyone feels the need to be considered a piney in order to be cool. Parkertown is the very town where Sara got the name "anal princess"(someone who enjoys anal sex) but was later promoted to "anal queen" . Parkertown is completely pointless..it's just a "drive by" town. there is absolutely nothing to do there. People from tuckerton and parkertown walk for miles just to chill at the skatepark with the pineys and the girls gawk at shitty scumbags ride their bikes badly. The greatest thing within 5 miles of Parkertown would be the floodgates..the leach filled swimming hole, which is now closed down. probably because of scummy assholes. if you try to swim at the floodgates.. you will be shot by the man who lives across the street. just wait till he dies to come to parkertown.

ocean: yo sara..wanna bone??
sara: sure. but i only take it up the butt.
ocean: shit. that hole's too loose.

guy: yo wanna go to parkertown?
girl: what can we do there man?
guy: idk what youre gonna do in parkertown.. but i'll be boning saras asshole.

by a mystic islander. August 27, 2009

Parker

A very…original person. He's cute and funny but you'll never know if he likes you or not. He's a great guy but he stands out because he's different. He has long hair which is basically why people like him. He'll confuse the shit out of you. He curses a lot and sure isn't innocent. But it's okay, because he cares about people's feelings. You can trust him. Once you fall for hi, there's no escaping.

There is no example of Parker. There is only Parker. There is no explanation.

by Just_gonna August 13, 2015

Parker

Parker’s are amazing people that are very sneaky in bed. Never let a parker go. They have massive genitals and make a girl scream. They are always freak athletes that die legends.

He put me in a wheelchair last night
Oh he must be a parker

by Thotslayer February 10, 2018

Parker

Parkers are just straight up awesome human beings! Parkers are very funny, and will make you laugh no matter what you're mood in! They also have very funny facial expressions too! Parkers are usually quiet, but once you get to know them, you'll love them! Parkers are very smart and low-key freaky! Parkers also have very big dicks, and are aggressive! Parkers are great in bed, and will make you sore! Parkers are very loyal, and know to treat people! Parkers are very special people, and if you have a Parker in your life, KEEP HIM !

Girl#1:'' I'm soooo soreee!''
Girl#2:" It must have been Parker!"
Girl#1:" Yeah, he fucked me good last night!"

by Samantha.A November 7, 2018

Josh Parker

HUNG like a bull/ redneck kinda Arkansas guy. Normal a heftier person but once in bed you will notice he is BIG.

Man Josh Parker has a Huge Dick.

by Random Guy 71 September 3, 2012